| Issue | #13 |
| Published | 1999 |
| Cover Price | 2.95 USD |
| Pages | 36 |
| Characters | Patty Cake; José |
| Genre | humor |
| Pencils | Scott Roberts |
| Inks | Scott Roberts |
| Colors | Scott Roberts |
| Genre | humor |
| Pencils | Scott Roberts |
| Inks | Scott Roberts |
| Characters | José; Keith; Mr. Dolphus; Patty Cake; Susie McBee; Sally Younce; Gertrude; Miss Armor; Phoebe Deen |
| Synopsis | The kids don't like their crossing guard, but like his replacement even less. |
| Genre | humor |
| Script | Scott Roberts |
| Pencils | Scott Roberts |
| Inks | Scott Roberts |
| Letters | Scott Roberts |
| Notes | Features Patty Cake and friends as teenagers for the final page |
| Synopsis | Fake ad. |
| Genre | humor |
| Script | Scott Roberts |
| Pencils | Scott Roberts |
| Inks | Scott Roberts |
| Letters | Scott Roberts |
| Characters | Susie McBee; José; Patty Cake |
| Synopsis | Just why does Susie hate Patty Cake? |
| Genre | humor |
| Script | Scott Roberts |
| Pencils | Scott Roberts |
| Inks | Scott Roberts |
| Letters | Scott Roberts |
| Characters | Irving; Sandy Bakerman; José; Patty Cake |
| Synopsis | Fake ad. |
| Genre | humor |
| Script | Scott Roberts |
| Pencils | Scott Roberts |
| Inks | Scott Roberts |
| Letters | Scott Roberts |
| Characters | Patty Cake; Irving |
| Synopsis | Patty Cake and Irving take a tour of the neighbourhood. |
| Genre | humor |
| Script | Scott Roberts |
| Pencils | Scott Roberts |
| Inks | Scott Roberts |
| Letters | Scott Roberts |
| Script | Scott Roberts |
| Pencils | Rich Watson |
| Inks | Rich Watson |
| Letters | Scott Roberts |
| Genre | humor |
| Script | Scott Roberts |
| Pencils | Scott Roberts |
| Inks | Scott Roberts |
| Letters | Scott Roberts |
| Notes | A Patty Cake strip from 1971. |
| Genre | humor |
| Script | Scott Roberts |
| Pencils | Scott Roberts |
| Inks | Scott Roberts |
| Colors | Scott Roberts |
| Letters | Scott Roberts |
| Notes | Simpsons parody |