| Issue | #33 |
| Published | June 1957 |
| Cover Price | 0.25 USD |
| Pages | 52 |
| Editing | Albert B. Feldstein |
| Characters | Alfred E. Neuman |
| Genre | humor |
| Pencils | Norman Mingo (painted, signed) |
| Inks | Norman Mingo (painted, signed) |
| Colors | Norman Mingo (painted, signed) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Characters | Alfred E. Neuman |
| Synopsis | House ad for Alfred E. Neuman jewelry designed by Astrahan of NY. |
| Pencils | Carl Klein (photo); Romeo Serry (photo touchup); Jack Davis |
| Inks | Carl Klein (photo); Romeo Serry (photo touchup); Jack Davis |
| Letters | typeset |
| Notes | Small character at bottom of ad is by Jack Davis, an excerpt from some previous issue. On inside front cover. |
| Genre | fact |
| Pencils | various |
| Inks | various |
| Letters | typeset |
| Notes | Art is excerpts from this issue. Masthead quote is from Beumarchais (1732-1799). First issue with "Contributing Writers" credits: lists Frank Jacobs and Paul Laikin as writers and Nick Megliola for ideas, but unknown for which articles. |
| Characters | Quentin Scurvy; Edgar Simian; Omar Stagmire; Jerome McNasty; Chester Ripp; Boris Duckbill; Soames Grulnik; Alfred E. Neuman |
| Synopsis | Phony dedication plaques for Hall of Shame inductees. |
| Genre | satire |
| Script | Frank Jacobs |
| Pencils | Joe Orlando |
| Inks | Joe Orlando |
| Letters | typeset |
| Notes | Writer credit from "Totally MAD" CD collection. |
| Reprinted | in Worst From MAD (EC, 1958 Series) #1 |
| Synopsis | House ad for MAD Magazine subscriotions. |
| Pencils | Wally Wood |
| Inks | Wally Wood |
| Letters | typeset |
| Characters | Alfred E. Neuman |
| Synopsis | House ad for pinups suitable for framing. |
| Pencils | Norman Mingo; Jack Davis |
| Inks | Norman Mingo; Jack Davis |
| Letters | typeset |
| Synopsis | Letters of comment, mostly about issue #32. |
| Script | Albert B. Feldstein; Fred Baushard; Rick Baushard; Sandy Nelson; Jane Meadows; Dick Goode; John Jarvis; Roy Kudla; Jim Sullivan; Henry Kirchner; C. James Hudson; Catherine O'Donnell; Walt Alston; Mike Moorman; Porfirio Rubitosa; Stanley Glarken; Bill Johannes; Jan Esten; Judy Zilber; Ellen Kaplan; Martin Pekar; Tom Essig; Steve Kirschner; David Angstreich; Sheldon Weltman; Mike Freese; Fred Jackson; David Small; Adolph Hitler; Willis Buell; Mrs. Jay Muir |
| Pencils | various |
| Inks | various |
| Letters | typeset |
| Notes | Art is excerpts from issue #32. First issue with bomb in mailbox logo. |
| Synopsis | Typical scenes from foreign movies with subtitles that don't describe what's going on. Includes Russian subtitles for "Martski." |
| Genre | satire |
| Pencils | Wally Wood (signed) |
| Inks | Wally Wood (signed) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Notes | One movie is a parody of "Marty." |
| Reprinted | in Worst From MAD (EC, 1958 Series) #1 |
| Synopsis | Phony supermarket ad with items never sold in stores. |
| Genre | satire |
| Script | Paul Laikin |
| Letters | typeset |
| Notes | Parody of A&P Supermarkets ad. Writer credit from "Totally MAD" CD collection. |
| Reprinted | in Worst From MAD (EC, 1958 Series) #1 |
| Synopsis | Phony ad storyboard for Perfecut Knives from Elkon. |
| Genre | satire |
| Script | Don Martin (signed) |
| Pencils | Don Martin (signed) |
| Inks | Don Martin (signed) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Reprinted | in Worst From MAD (EC, 1958 Series) #1 |
| Synopsis | Strange things around the world. |
| Genre | satire |
| Script | Ernie Kovacs |
| Pencils | Wallace Wood (signed) |
| Inks | Wallace Wood (signed) |
| Letters | Wallace Wood (signed) |
| Notes | Parody of "Ripley's Believe It Or Not!" |
| Reprinted | in More Trash From MAD (EC, 1958 series) #1 |
| Synopsis | Parody of a passenger railroad timetable with lots of meaningless information. |
| Genre | satire |
| Script | Frank Jacobs |
| Letters | typeset |
| Notes | Writer credit from "Totally MAD" CD collection. |
| Reprinted | in More Trash From MAD (EC, 1958 series) #1 |
| Synopsis | Story of the ways civilian life is much better than Army life. |
| Genre | humor |
| Script | Frank Jacobs |
| Pencils | George Woodbridge (signed) |
| Inks | George Woodbridge (signed) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Notes | Credited as Frank Jacobs's first story in MAD. |
| Reprinted | in Mad About the Fifties (Little, Brown & Co., 1997 series) #[nn]; in Worst From MAD (EC, 1958 Series) #1 |
| Synopsis | Man feed pigeons homemade popcorn and the birds, nearby pets, and all the bystanders in the park go nuts for it. |
| Genre | humor |
| Script | Don Martin (signed) |
| Pencils | Don Martin (signed) |
| Inks | Don Martin (signed) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Reprinted | in Mad About the Fifties (Little, Brown & Co., 1997 series) #[nn]; in Worst From MAD (EC, 1958 Series) #1 |
| Synopsis | Shows various future vending machines such as for livestock, autos, and more vending machines. |
| Genre | humor |
| Script | Frank Jacobs |
| Pencils | Bob Clarke (signed) |
| Inks | Bob Clarke (signed) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Notes | Writer credit from "Totally MAD" CD collection. |
| Reprinted | in Worst From MAD (EC, 1958 Series) #1 |
| Characters | Henry Morgan |
| Synopsis | Discussion of historically accurate cowboys. |
| Genre | humor |
| Script | Henry Morgan |
| Pencils | Wally Wood (signed) |
| Inks | Wally Wood (signed) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Reprinted | in More Trash From MAD (EC, 1958 series) #1 |
| Synopsis | Phony undelivered mail addressed to famous historical figures, just before they became famous. |
| Genre | humor |
| Letters | ?; typeset |
| Reprinted | in Worst From MAD (EC, 1958 Series) #1 |
| Synopsis | Phony ticket stubs to historical events. |
| Genre | humor |
| Script | Frank Jacobs |
| Pencils | George Woodbridge (signed) |
| Inks | George Woodbridge (signed) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Notes | Writer credit from "Totally MAD" CD collection. |
| Reprinted | in More Trash From MAD (EC, 1958 series) #1 |
| Characters | Eddie Lawrence |
| Synopsis | Lyrics to a song recorded by Eddie on Coral Records. |
| Genre | humor |
| Script | Eddie Lawrence |
| Pencils | Mort Drucker (signed) |
| Inks | Mort Drucker (signed) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Notes | Illustrations appear to show the verses. |
| Synopsis | A system of weights, measures, force and time based on the thickness of MAD #26 as a standard potrzebie. It seems to resemble the metric system. |
| Genre | satire |
| Script | Donald Knuth |
| Pencils | Wally Wood (signed) |
| Inks | Wally Wood (signed) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Characters | Marlin Brando |
| Synopsis | Examples of changes in Brando's life and attitude, with advice for changing back. |
| Genre | humor |
| Pencils | Bob Clarke (signed) |
| Inks | Bob Clarke (signed) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Notes | Parody of Marlon Brando's career. |
| Synopsis | Strange things around the world. |
| Genre | satire |
| Script | Ernie Kovacs |
| Pencils | Wally Wood (signed) |
| Inks | Wally Wood (signed) |
| Letters | Wally Wood (signed) |
| Notes | Parody of "Ripley's Believe It Or Not!" |
| Reprinted | in More Trash From MAD (EC, 1958 series) #1 |
| Characters | Aida Soto Voce; Hy Octane; Osgood Z'Beard; Gwendolyn Furd |
| Synopsis | Story of planning and evening's events at a typical high school dance. |
| Genre | humor |
| Pencils | Bob Clarke (signed) |
| Inks | Bob Clarke (signed) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Reprinted | in Worst From MAD (EC, 1958 Series) #1 |
| Synopsis | A Marshall tries to hide from some outlaws by climbing onto a tree branch, but his horse betrays him. |
| Genre | satire |
| Pencils | Joe Orlando (signed) |
| Inks | Joe Orlando (signed) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Reprinted | in Worst From MAD (EC, 1958 Series) #1 |
| Characters | Shermlock Shomes |
| Synopsis | House ad for MAD paperback books. |
| Pencils | Bill Elder (Shomes figures); ? (photo) |
| Inks | Bill Elder (Shomes figures); ? (photo) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Notes | Shomes figures are excerpts from previous issues. |
| Synopsis | Short descriptions of jobs that would do nothing if they actually existed. |
| Genre | humor |
| Letters | typeset |
| Notes | Appear on 21 pages of the issue. |
| Reprinted | in More Trash From MAD (EC, 1958 series) #1 [portions]; in Worst From MAD (EC, 1958 Series) #1 [portions] |
| Characters | Alfred E. Neuman |
| Synopsis | List of phony books and stories, with illustration of Alfred as the Sphinx. |
| Genre | satire |
| Pencils | Joe Orlando (signed) |
| Inks | Joe Orlando (signed) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Notes | Parody of Reader's Digest cover. On back cover. |
| Reprinted | in Mad About the Fifties (Little, Brown & Co., 1997 series) #[nn]; in Worst From MAD (EC, 1958 Series) #1 |