| Issue | #2 |
| Published | September 2001 |
| Cover Price | $2.95 US |
| Pages | 36 |
| Editing | Jamie S. Rich (editor in chief); James Lucas Jones (associate editor) |
| Characters | Arsenal Hopeless Savage; Twitch Hopeless Savage |
| Genre | adventure |
| Pencils | Andi Watson |
| Inks | Andi Watson |
| Colors | Andi Watson |
| Letters | Andi Watson (logo) |
| Characters | Skank Zero Hopeless Savage |
| Genre | adventure |
| Pencils | Christine Norrie |
| Inks | Christine Norrie |
| Letters | Andi Watson (logo); Larry Young ? (fonts); Andy Lis ? |
| Notes | inside front cover indicia/credits page; illustrated with art from page 21 of this issue |
| Characters | Skank Zero Hopeless Savage; Twitch Hopeless Savage; Arsenal Hopeless Savage; Candida; Rat Hopeless Savage [as David Sterling]; Sinatra & Spigot Pillage; David Sterling [as Dirk Hopeless Savage]; Nikki Hopeless Savage; Trevor Harris; Norwegian Blue [Weej] |
| Synopsis | The Hopeless Savages abduct their brother from his corporate job and try to deprogram him back into a punk. |
| Genre | adventure |
| Script | Jen Van Meter |
| Pencils | Christine Norrie |
| Inks | Christine Norrie |
| Letters | Larry Young (fonts); Andy Lis |
| Notes | story is in two parts before and after the flashback sequence |
| Reprinted | in Hopeless Savages (Oni Press, 2002 series) #[nn] |
| Characters | Twitch Hopeless Savage; Rat Hopeless Savage; Skank Zero Hopeless Savage; Arsenal Hopeless Savage |
| Synopsis | Tells a story of what Rat was like before he decided to leave his family. |
| Genre | adventure |
| Script | Jen Van Meter |
| Pencils | Chynna Clugston-Major |
| Inks | Chynna Clugston-Major |
| Letters | Larry Young (fonts); Andy Lis |
| Notes | flashback sequence |
| Reprinted | in Hopeless Savages (Oni Press, 2002 series) #[nn] |
| Characters | Rat Hopeless Savage [as David Sterling] |
| Genre | adventure |
| Script | Jamie S. Rich; Sonia Pereira Murphy; Alasdair Watson; Crooked Man [miscredited as The Crooken Man]; Ian Shaughnessy; Jen Van Meter; Angelique X; Nate Bliss; Mary Borsellino |
| Pencils | Christine Norrie (cartoon); Andi Watson (cover preview) |
| Inks | Christine Norrie (cartoon); Andi Watson (cover preview) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Notes | letter column; illustrated with a Christine Norrie cartoon; contains a B&W preview of cover art for issue #3 |
| Notes | B&W house ads for Scooter Girl; Marquis, The: Danse Macabre; Kissing Chaos; Jingle Belle Jubilee; Trout; colour back cover house ad for Magic Pickle |
| Notes | B&W ad for Slow News Day |
| Characters | James Lucas Jones; Magic Pickle |
| Script | James Lucas Jones |
| Pencils | Scott Morse |
| Inks | Scott Morse |
| Letters | typeset (text); Scott Morse (cartoon captions) |
| Notes | inside back cover editorial |