Issue Details

Issue	#[nn]
Published	April 2001
Cover Price	2.95 USD
Pages	28
Editing	Bob Schreck; Jamie S. Rich; Sarah Dyer (co-designer; production)

Cover Details - "The Bummer Trilogy"

Characters	Elsie
Genre	Soap; Humor
Script	Evan Dorkin
Pencils	Evan Dorkin
Inks	Evan Dorkin
Notes	Elsie stands next to a heart with a dagger in it.

1 page Hectic Planet foreword, introduction, preface, afterword

Characters	Hal
Synopsis	Table of contents and notes.
Genre	Soap; Humor
Script	Evan Dorkin
Pencils	Evan Dorkin
Inks	Evan Dorkin
Colors	Sarah Dyer
Editing	Bob Schreck; Jamie S. Rich

8 page Hectic Planet story "5 Years and Counting"

Characters	Hal; Trudi Kershaw
Synopsis	Hal keeps a date with Trudi Kershaw, whom he met accidentally five years earlier. Trudi's husband shows up and humiliates Hal.
Genre	Soap; Humor
Script	Evan Dorkin
Pencils	Evan Dorkin
Inks	Evan Dorkin
Reprinted	from Dark Horse Presents (Dark Horse, 1986 series) #118

8 page Hectic Planet story "Shot on Goal"

Characters	Chako; Roberto [Humberto Acevedo]
Synopsis	Chako falls in love with "Roberto," who is secretly Humberto Acevedo, a Colombian soccer referee on the run from Colombian fans because of a controversial call.
Genre	Soap; Humor
Script	Evan Dorkin
Pencils	Evan Dorkin
Inks	Evan Dorkin
Reprinted	from Dark Horse Presents (Dark Horse, 1986 series) #119

8 page Hectic Planet story "Love You Madly, Elsie; or, Scumbag of Oz"

Characters	Elsie; Annie; Elsie's father; Kully Welk (deceased)
Synopsis	Elsie finds in a thrift store a copy of "Tik-Tok of Oz" that she had given to an ex-boyfriend, Kully Welk. She tracks down Kully and discovers that he had died of a drug overdose.
Genre	Soap; Humor
Script	Evan Dorkin
Pencils	Evan Dorkin
Inks	Evan Dorkin
Reprinted	from Dark Horse Presents (Dark Horse, 1986 series) #120

1 page Hectic Planet illustration

Characters	Hal; Trudi Kershaw
Synopsis	Hal daydreams about Trudi Kershaw.
Genre	Soap; Humor
Script	Evan Dorkin
Pencils	Evan Dorkin
Inks	Evan Dorkin
Editing	Bob Schreck; Jamie S. Rich
Notes	Inside back cover

28 page Hectic Planet (backcovers) *do not use* / *please fix*

Characters	Elsie
Synopsis	Hal stands on top of a globe.
Genre	Soap; Humor
Script	Evan Dorkin
Pencils	Evan Dorkin
Inks	Evan Dorkin
Colors	Sarah Dyer
Editing	Bob Schreck; Jamie S. Rich