| Issue | #581 |
| Published | March 2008 |
| Cover Price | 2.25 USD |
| Pages | 36 |
| Editing | Mike Pellerito; Victor Gorelick (editor-in-chief) |
| Characters | Archie Andrews; Veronica Lodge |
| Genre | teen; humor |
| Pencils | Stan Goldberg (signed) |
| Inks | Bob Smith (signed) |
| Characters | Archie Andrews; Jughead Jones; Pop Tate (cameo); Veronica Lodge; Moose Mason |
| Synopsis | Archie remembers the anniversary of his first date with Veronica and buys her a gift to commemorate the occasion-- a lamp shaped like a turtle. |
| Genre | teen; humor |
| Script | Craig Boldman |
| Pencils | Stan Goldberg |
| Inks | Bob Smith |
| Colors | Barry Grossman |
| Letters | Jack Morelli |
| Characters | Archie Andrews; Noodnick (an artist); Hiram Lodge; Smithers; Veronica Lodge |
| Synopsis | Mr. Lodge invites a well-repected artist to show his latest paintings. But the artist has spoiled each of the paintings by throwing paint over the pictures in an artistic inspiration. Mr. Lodge sees the marred paintings and assumes Archie is to blame. |
| Genre | teen; humor |
| Script | Craig Boldman |
| Pencils | Stan Goldberg |
| Inks | Bob Smith |
| Colors | Barry Grossman |
| Letters | Jack Morelli |
| Genre | teen; humor |
| Script | (fan art) |
| Pencils | (fan art) |
| Inks | (fan art) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Notes | The first 2/3 of the page is an Archie art page and the remainder is the Statement of Ownership. |
| Characters | Archie Andrews; Veronica Lodge; Hiram Lodge; Jughead Jones; Mr. Boswick (a client of Mr. Lodge's); Chris Boswick; Betty Cooper |
| Synopsis | Veronica cancels a date with Archie when her father asks her to entertain a client's son. When Archie goes to Veronica's to dispute the matter, everyone finds out that Chris is actually a lovely girl. So Archie ends up going out with her -- all paid for by Mr. Lodge -- and Veronica stays home. |
| Genre | teen; humor |
| Script | Craig Boldman |
| Pencils | Stan Goldberg |
| Inks | Bob Smith |
| Colors | Barry Grossman |
| Letters | Jack Morelli |
| Characters | Archie Andrews; Pop Tate; Dilton Doiley; Nancy Woods; Betty Cooper; Jughead Jones |
| Synopsis | Dilton tells Archie about kleptomania at the same time that Betty reads an article about leaving anonymous gifts for a guy as a romantic gesture. So Betty buys small gifts from Archie and manages to sneak them into his pocket. Archie finds the gifts and thinks he's become a kleptomaniac. |
| Genre | teen; humor |
| Script | Craig Boldman |
| Pencils | Stan Goldberg |
| Inks | Bob Smith |
| Colors | Barry Grossman |
| Letters | Jack Morelli |