| Issue | #2 |
| Published | February 1992 |
| Cover Price | 2.95 USD |
| Pages | 52 |
| Editing | Ivan Brunetti; Thad Doria (assistant); Joe Schmitt (assistant) |
| Pencils | Richard Polt |
| Inks | Richard Polt |
| Colors | Richard Polt |
| Script | Ivan Brunetti |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Pencils | Various |
| Inks | Various |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Characters | Impressionist Girl; The Dot-Woman; Blotch Boy; Ms. Minimalist; Dr. Realistic; Renaissance Man; Captain Cubist; Matisse Cut-Out Man; Leopold Leech |
| Synopsis | A controversial biography of Van Gogh prompts civil unrest. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Ivan Brunetti |
| Pencils | Thad Doria |
| Inks | Ivan Brunetti |
| Letters | Ivan Brunetti ? |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Joe Schmitt |
| Pencils | Ivan Brunetti |
| Inks | Ivan Brunetti |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Synopsis | A latter-day re-working of It's A Wonderful Life |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Ivan Brunetti |
| Pencils | Ivan Brunetti |
| Inks | Ivan Brunetti |
| Letters | Ivan Brunetti |
| Characters | Jessica Abel |
| Synopsis | The ghastly experience of the first few weeks at college. |
| Genre | Autobiography |
| Script | Jessica Abel |
| Pencils | Jessica Abel |
| Inks | Jessica Abel |
| Letters | Jessica Abel |
| Characters | Ben Spide; Arthur; Ludwig Van Der Abban |
| Synopsis | Spide gets to the bottom of who blew the top off the Athletic Club |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Richard Polt |
| Pencils | Richard Polt |
| Inks | Richard Polt |
| Letters | Richard Polt |
| Synopsis | The Family Circus as if starring the Manson Family. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Ivan Brunetti |
| Pencils | Ivan Brunetti |
| Inks | Ivan Brunetti |
| Letters | Ivan Brunetti |
| Characters | Kek; Poot |
| Synopsis | Kek and Poot are disgusted with a Trans-Am driver. |
| Script | Jessica Abel |
| Pencils | Jessica Abel |
| Inks | Jessica Abel |
| Letters | Jessica Abel |
| Characters | Jon Bieniek |
| Synopsis | Jon finds quitting his job wasn't the best of ideas. |
| Genre | Autobiography |
| Script | Jon Bieniek |
| Pencils | Ivan Brunetti |
| Inks | Ivan Brunetti |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Synopsis | A crap day. |
| Script | Bundy K. Brown |
| Pencils | Bundy K. Brown |
| Inks | Bundy K. Brown |
| Characters | AmbiDexter |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Joey Stitzel |
| Pencils | Joey Stitzel |
| Inks | Joey Stitzel |
| Letters | Joey Stitzel |
| Characters | The Precocious Little Shit |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Ivan Brunetti |
| Pencils | Ivan Brunetti |
| Inks | Ivan Brunetti |
| Letters | Ivan Brunetti |
| Synopsis | The dialogue is told in pictograms |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Thad Doria |
| Pencils | Thad Doria |
| Inks | Thad Doria |
| Characters | Leck |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Ivan Brunetti |
| Pencils | Ivan Brunetti |
| Inks | Ivan Brunetti |
| Letters | Ivan Brunetti |
| Characters | Eric "B'n'D" Peterson; Kurk "Bald Slave" Tookey |
| Synopsis | The correct way to eat handi-snacks. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Joel Stiltzel |
| Pencils | Joel Stiltzel |
| Inks | Joel Stiltzel |
| Letters | Joel Stiltzel |
| Synopsis | Lone Wolf and Bob have an alien encounter |
| Script | Ken Hite; Thad Doria; Joe Schmitt |
| Pencils | Thad Doria |
| Inks | Joe Schmitt |
| Synopsis | Fake ad for a video store. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Joe Schmitt |
| Pencils | Tony Kresich |
| Inks | Tony Kresich |
| Letters | Typeset |