| Issue | #3 |
| Published | May 1998 |
| Frequency | "Bi-monthly - er, quarterly" |
| Cover Price | 2.95 USD |
| Pages | 52 |
| Editing | Ivan Brunetti; Thad Doria (assistant); Joe Schmitt (assistant) |
| Pencils | Ivan Brunetti |
| Inks | Ivan Brunetti |
| Colors | Ivan Brunetti |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Script | Ivan Brunetti |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Pencils | Various |
| Inks | Various |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Characters | Impressionist Girl; The Dotwoman; Blotch Boy; Ms. Minimalist; Dr. Realistic; Renaissance Man; Captain Cubist; Matisse Cut-Out Man; H. Fleeber; The Bride Of Lichtenstein |
| Synopsis | The Bride Of Lichtenstein goes on a gun-toting rampage. |
| Script | Ivan Brunetti |
| Pencils | Thad Doria |
| Inks | Ivan Brunetti |
| Characters | Bridget; Bug |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Joel Stitzel |
| Pencils | Joel Stitzel |
| Inks | Joel Stitzel |
| Letters | Joel Stitzel |
| Characters | Jon Bieniek |
| Synopsis | There are mice in Jon's apartment |
| Genre | Autobiography |
| Script | Jon Bieniek |
| Pencils | Ivan Brunetti |
| Inks | Ivan Brunetti |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Characters | Frazier Thomas; Courtney |
| Synopsis | An old TV show gets what the author thinks it deserves. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Jessica Abel |
| Pencils | Jessica Abel |
| Inks | Jessica Abel |
| Letters | Jessica Abel |
| Characters | Ben Spide; Eva; Enola Avalon; "Big" Al Cazzelza |
| Synopsis | Ben is on the trail of a missing woman. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | R. Polt |
| Pencils | R. Polt |
| Inks | R. Polt |
| Letters | R. Polt |
| Characters | Kek; Poot |
| Synopsis | Kek and Poot attend a folk gig |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Jessica Abel |
| Pencils | Jessica Abel |
| Inks | Jessica Abel |
| Letters | Jessica Abel |
| Synopsis | 11 gratuitously offensive single tier comic strips. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Ivan Brunetti |
| Pencils | Ivan Brunetti |
| Inks | Ivan Brunetti |
| Letters | Ivan Brunetti |
| Genre | Gag |
| Script | Ivan Brunetti |
| Pencils | Ivan Brunetti |
| Inks | Ivan Brunetti |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Thad Doria |
| Pencils | Thad Doria |
| Inks | Thad Doria |
| Synopsis | Lone Wolf & Bob play out some song lyrics |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Ken Hite |
| Pencils | Ken Hite |
| Inks | Thad Doria |
| Letters | Joe Schmitt |
| Script | Bundy K. Brown |
| Pencils | Bundy K. Brown |
| Inks | Bundy K. Brown |
| Letters | Bundy K. Brown |
| Characters | Leck |
| Synopsis | The way to the end. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Ivan Brunetti |
| Pencils | Ivan Brunetti |
| Inks | Ivan Brunetti |
| Letters | Ivan Brunetti |
| Pencils | Tony Kresich |
| Inks | Tony Kresich |