| Issue | #1 |
| Published | December 1991 |
| Cover Price | 2.50 USD; 3.00 CAD |
| Pages | 36 |
| Editing | Michel Vrana (editor); Shane Kenny (Publisher); Nick Craine (Thanks to); Ron Lim (Thanks to) |
| Pencils | Kevin Steele |
| Inks | Kevin Steele |
| Colors | Kevin Steele |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Notes | Short bio notes of each of the contributors. |
| Synopsis | Earl looks for a new job. |
| Genre | Adult |
| Script | Angela Ciavarella (Words & Concept) |
| Pencils | Hal Kelly |
| Inks | Hal Kelly |
| Letters | Hal Kelly (?) |
| Notes | Dated August 1991. |
| Characters | Sandy |
| Synopsis | Sandy, a street kid, verbally assaults passersby. |
| Genre | Adult |
| Script | Kit |
| Pencils | Kit |
| Inks | David Corr ("remix & post-production") |
| Letters | Kit |
| Synopsis | A guy gets caught robbing a store and the police offer to let him off if he plays dice with them. |
| Genre | Adult |
| Script | Carol Swain |
| Pencils | Carol Swain |
| Inks | Carol Swain |
| Letters | Carol Swain |
| Synopsis | Surreal pictures of life in an apartment building. |
| Genre | Adult |
| Script | Peter Ferguson [as PF] |
| Pencils | Peter Ferguson [as PF] |
| Inks | Peter Ferguson [as PF] |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Synopsis | Harry drives home from work and tells his wife that everything is normal. |
| Genre | Adult |
| Script | Jason Stephens [as Sin] |
| Pencils | Jason Stephens [as Sin] |
| Inks | Jason Stephens [as Sin] |
| Letters | Jason Stephens [as Sin] |
| Notes | Title is from contents page. All dialogue and text is at the bottom of each page with numbers corresponding to the panels. |
| Synopsis | A girl leaves messages on friend's answering machines but gets confused when someone actually answers. |
| Genre | Adult |
| Script | Steven Lungley |
| Pencils | see notes |
| Inks | see notes |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Notes | Done as a fumetti (photo-comic). "Starring Bonnie and Brad. Thanks to Peter, Kit, Amanda, Andrea, Pat & Derek and Shona" |
| Synopsis | Things you need to know about life, especially life in the big city. |
| Genre | Adult |
| Script | Linda Carson |
| Pencils | Linda Carson |
| Inks | Linda Carson (collage) |
| Letters | Linda Carson |
| Characters | Sparkie McGee |
| Synopsis | An alphabet of dangerous things that can be found around the house. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Jason Stephens [as Sin] |
| Pencils | Jason Stephens [as Sin] |
| Inks | Jason Stephens [as Sin] |
| Letters | Jason Stephens [as Sin] |
| Characters | Reactor Girl |
| Synopsis | Reactor Girl talks on the phone. All dialogue is done as collage from newpaper and dictionary pages. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Michel Vrana |
| Pencils | Michel Vrana |
| Inks | Michel Vrana |
| Letters | Michel Vrana; Collage |
| Notes | Reactor Girl is credited as "created by Michel Vrana & Ron Lum" |
| Pencils | Nick Craine |
| Inks | Nick Craine |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Notes | Ad for issue 3 of The Cheese Heads, The Second Coming of Officer Jerry. On sale in January. |
| Pencils | Kevin Steele (?) |
| Inks | Kevin Steele (?) |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Notes | A man walking with a briefcase superimposed on the stock page from the paper. |