| Issue | #7 |
| Published | July 2000 |
| Cover Price | 2.95 USD |
| Pages | 28 |
| Editing | Dan Vado |
| Characters | Precious; Percival |
| Pencils | Woodrow Phoenix |
| Inks | Woodrow Phoenix |
| Colors | Woodrow Phoenix |
| Pencils | Woodrow Phoenix |
| Inks | Woodrow Phoenix |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Characters | Precious; Percival; Suggalug Suggy; Cyril; Ivy; Algernon; Hortense |
| Synopsis | Life on the small island of Kalakalahoohoo can be anything but dull, particularly with a mystical octopus about the place. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Ian Carney |
| Pencils | Woodrow Phoenix |
| Inks | Woodrow Phoenix |
| Letters | Woodrow Phoenix |
| Synopsis | The Forty Thieves have fallen on hard times. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Ian Carney |
| Pencils | Woodrow Phoenix |
| Inks | Woodrow Phoenix |
| Letters | Woodrow Phoenix |
| Characters | Joseph; Jesus; God |
| Synopsis | Joseph and God vie for Jesus' affection. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Ian Carney |
| Pencils | Woodrow Phoenix |
| Inks | Woodrow Phoenix |
| Letters | Woodrow Phoenix |
| Characters | Cowman; Bug Bear |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Ian Carney |
| Pencils | Woodrow Phoenix |
| Inks | Woodrow Phoenix |
| Letters | Woodrow Phoenix |
| Synopsis | The Tattletails disguise themselves as Santa. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Ian Carney |
| Pencils | Woodrow Phoenix |
| Inks | Woodrow Phoenix |
| Colors | Woodrow Phoenix |
| Letters | Woodrow Phoenix |