| Issue | #60 |
| Published | March 1984 |
| Cover Price | 2.00 CAD; 1.70 USD |
| Pages | 36 |
| Editing | Deni Sim; Dave Sim |
| Genre | Satire |
| Pencils | Dave Sim |
| Inks | Dave Sim |
| Colors | Dave Sim |
| Synopsis | Mostly information about Petuniacon and ordering original art. |
| Script | Deni Sim (credited) |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Notes | Circulation noted as 20,000. Inside front cover. |
| Characters | Cerebus; Sophia |
| Synopsis | Sophia has a one-sided conversation with Cerebus in bed. |
| Genre | Fantasy; Satire |
| Script | Dave Sim |
| Pencils | Dave Sim |
| Inks | Dave Sim |
| Letters | Dave Sim |
| Reprinted | in Cerebus (Aardvark-Vanaheim, 1986 Series) #3; in Cerebus Church & State (Aardvark-Vanaheim, 1991 series) #10 |
| Characters | Henrot-Gutch; Mr Blakely |
| Synopsis | Henrot-Gutch and Mr. Blakely have conversation in a garden about Sophia. |
| Genre | Satire |
| Script | Dave Sim |
| Pencils | Dave Sim |
| Inks | Dave Sim |
| Letters | Dave Sim |
| Reprinted | in Cerebus (Aardvark-Vanaheim, 1986 Series) #3; in Cerebus Church & State (Aardvark-Vanaheim, 1991 series) #10 |
| Characters | Astoria |
| Synopsis | Astoria speaks about Weisshaupt. |
| Genre | Satire |
| Script | Dave Sim |
| Pencils | Dave Sim |
| Inks | Dave Sim |
| Letters | Dave Sim |
| Reprinted | in Cerebus (Aardvark-Vanaheim, 1986 Series) #3; in Cerebus Church & State (Aardvark-Vanaheim, 1991 series) #10 |
| Characters | Cerebus; The Regency Elf |
| Synopsis | The Elf tries to tell a joke she heard about Cerebus. |
| Genre | Satire |
| Script | Dave Sim |
| Pencils | Dave Sim |
| Inks | Dave Sim |
| Letters | Dave Sim |
| Reprinted | in Cerebus (Aardvark-Vanaheim, 1986 Series) #3; in Cerebus Church & State (Aardvark-Vanaheim, 1991 series) #10 |
| Characters | Theresa |
| Synopsis | Theresa explains how she came to be who she is. |
| Genre | Satire |
| Script | Dave Sim |
| Pencils | Dave Sim |
| Inks | Dave Sim |
| Letters | Dave Sim |
| Reprinted | in Cerebus (Aardvark-Vanaheim, 1986 Series) #3; in Cerebus Church & State (Aardvark-Vanaheim, 1991 series) #10 |
| Synopsis | Ad for back issues and original artwork from Now and Then Books in Kitchener. |
| Characters | Scratch; Kidmund |
| Synopsis | A demon tries to trick Kidmund into getting rid of Scratch. |
| Genre | Humor; Fantasy |
| Script | Charles Treadwell |
| Pencils | Charles Treadwell |
| Inks | Charles Treadwell |
| Letters | Charles Treadwell |
| Reprinted | in Scratch (Outside Comics, 1985 series) #1 |
| Synopsis | Ad for Cerebus, Journey, Neil the Horse, Normalman and Flaming Carrot to be published by Aardvark-Vanaheim. |
| Synopsis | Promo for upcoming Unique Stories in Cerebus: Adventures in Limbo in issues 61 to 63, Ricky Robot in issues 64 and 65, Wish Zone in 66 and 67 and The Jade Princess in 68,69 and 70. |
| Characters | Cerebus |
| Synopsis | Letters from fans including a drawing of Cerebus as Judge Dredd by Leigh Baulch and an image of Cerebus from "Tales of Young Cerebus". |
| Script | Dave Sim |
| Pencils | Leigh Baulch (credited); Dave Sim; Gerhard |
| Inks | Leigh Baulch (credited); Dave Sim; Gerhard |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Notes | Each page is separated by one of the following ad sequences. |
| Characters | Cerebus |
| Synopsis | Ad for stuffed toy of Cerebus from Sheila M. Watson in Kitchener. Bottom section of page is ad for t-shirts. |
| Pencils | Dick Glass (photo) |
| Inks | Dick Glass (photo) |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Synopsis | Ad for comics from Kitchen Sink Press ("Undergrounds are not dead!") |
| Characters | Cutey Bunny |
| Synopsis | Ad for full colour Cutey Bunny comic. |
| Pencils | Joshua Quagmire (signed) |
| Inks | Joshua Quagmire (signed) |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Synopsis | Ad for Cerebus Fan Club, Personal Appearances and subscription info. |
| Notes | Inside back cover. |
| Characters | Cerebus |
| Synopsis | Ad for Petunia Con in Oakland California on April 20 to 22nd. |
| Pencils | Dave Sim |
| Inks | Dave Sim |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Notes | On back cover of comic. |