| Issue | #12 |
| Published | May 1991 |
| Cover Price | 1.25 USD |
| Pages | 36 |
| Editing | Renee Witterstaetter; Tom DeFalco |
| Characters | Forbush Man |
| Genre | satire |
| Pencils | John Byrne |
| Inks | John Byrne |
| Letters | Rick Parker? |
| Genre | satire |
| Pencils | Bill Wray |
| Inks | Bill Wray |
| Letters | Bill Wray? |
| Characters | Moanin' the Bavarian; Groo |
| Genre | satire |
| Script | Bill Wray |
| Pencils | Bill Wray |
| Inks | Hilary Barta |
| Colors | Bill Wray |
| Letters | Phil Felix |
| Genre | satire |
| Script | Barry Dutter |
| Pencils | Kez Wilson |
| Inks | Kez Wilson |
| Colors | Ed Lazellari |
| Letters | Kez Wilson |
| Notes | Parody ad. |
| Genre | satire |
| Script | Aaron Lopresti |
| Pencils | Aaron Lopresti |
| Inks | Aaron Lopresti |
| Colors | Evelyn Stein |
| Letters | Jade Moede |
| Notes | This story's credits were inadvertently omitted. They were provided in the letters page of What The--?! #13. |
| Genre | satire |
| Script | Rurik Tyler |
| Pencils | Rurik Tyler |
| Inks | Rurik Tyler |
| Colors | Rurik Tyler |
| Letters | Brad Joyce |
| Genre | satire |
| Script | Darren Auck |
| Pencils | Darren Auck |
| Inks | Darren Auck |
| Colors | Suzanne Gaffney |
| Letters | Darren Auck |
| Genre | satire |
| Script | Sholly Fisch |
| Pencils | Aaron Lopresti |
| Inks | Keith Wilson |
| Colors | Kelly Corvese |
| Letters | Dan McKinnon |
| Letters | typeset |
| Genre | satire |
| Script | Barry Dutter |
| Pencils | Chris Eliopoulos |
| Inks | Chris Eliopoulos |
| Colors | Marie Javins |
| Letters | Chris Eliopoulos |
| Notes | Back cover parody ad. |