| Issue | #396 |
| Published | February 1992 |
| Cover Price | $1.20 |
| Pages | 36 |
| Editing | Victor Gorelick (Editor) ; Richard Goldwater (Editor-In-Chief) |
| Characters | Archie Andrews; Betty Cooper; Veronica Lodge; Mr.Weatherbee |
| Genre | Teen |
| Pencils | Dan DeCarlo |
| Inks | Alison Flood |
| Characters | Archie Andrews; Veronica Lodge; Rascal the monkey(Introduction); Mr.Lodge; Smithers; Gaston |
| Synopsis | Archie gets a pet monkey from his aunt and realizes the little guy is too much to handle after he wrecks the lodge mansion. |
| Genre | Teen |
| Script | George Gladir |
| Pencils | Stan G. |
| Inks | Mike Esposito |
| Colors | Barry Grossman |
| Letters | Bill Yoshida |
| Synopsis | Cross out game to find out what section of the newspaper is Archie's Favorite. |
| Genre | children |
| Characters | Sabrina; Mr.Schuman |
| Synopsis | Sabrina uses her magic to make The phrase "Time is money" a reality. |
| Genre | gags |
| Notes | No credits given for gag ; Gag is only half page , other half is a Victor Gorelick Editorial on Archie's Recycling agenda |
| Characters | Archie Andrews; Veronica Lodge; Chuck; Betty Cooper; Dilton Doiley; Midge; Moose Mason; Mary Andrews; Svenson; Jughead Jones |
| Synopsis | Archie does a report on kissing and ends up realizing it's hazardous to his health |
| Genre | Teen |
| Script | George Gladir |
| Pencils | Stan G. |
| Inks | Rudy Lapick |
| Characters | Archie Andrews; Reggie Mantle; Miss Grundy; Svenson; Mr.Weatherbee; Jughead (cameo) |
| Synopsis | Mr.Weatherbee expects the worse when Archie & Reggie are asked to carry copy papers for Miss Grundy. |
| Genre | Teen |
| Script | Mike Pellowski |
| Pencils | Stan G. |
| Inks | Mike Esposito |
| Characters | Archie Andrews; Prof.Flutesnoot; Mr.Weatherbee |
| Synopsis | Archie learns the most important message at Riverdale High. |
| Genre | gags |
| Notes | No credits given for gag |
| Characters | Archie Andrews; Jughead Jones; Veronica Lodge; Betty Cooper; Reggie Mantle; Moose Mason; Dilton Doiley; Dilton's Mother |
| Synopsis | Archie and the gang get shrunk by Dilton's Shrink Machine. |
| Genre | Teen |
| Script | George Gladir |
| Pencils | Stan G. |
| Inks | Mike Esposito |
| Notes | A spoof of "Honey I Shrunk The Kids". |