| Issue | #209 |
| Published | August 1996 |
| Cover Price | 2.75 CAD; 2.25 USD; 1.25 GBP |
| Pages | 28 |
| Characters | Bear; Cerebus |
| Genre | satire |
| Script | Dave Sim |
| Pencils | Dave Sim; Gerhard (backgrounds ) |
| Inks | Dave Sim; Gerhard (backgrounds) |
| Colors | Gerhard |
| Letters | Dave Sim |
| Reprinted | in Cerebus (Aardvark-Vanaheim, 1986 series) #11 [Guys] |
| Characters | Cerebus, Bear, Harrison Starkey, Marty, Prince Mik |
| Synopsis | Cerebus and the boys discuss Dandy Don's "Wanker" |
| Genre | satire |
| Script | Dave Sim |
| Pencils | Dave Sim; Gerhard (backgrounds ) |
| Inks | Dave Sim; Gerhard (backgrounds) |
| Letters | Dave Sim |
| Notes | story starts on cover, and inside cover |
| Reprinted | in Cerebus (Aardvark-Vanaheim, 1986 series) #11 [Guys] |
| Script | Dave Sim (with Neil Gaiman) |
| Letters | typeset |