| Issue | #81 |
| Published | December 1985 |
| Cover Price | 1.70 USD; 2.00 CAD |
| Pages | 28 |
| Characters | Cerebus; the Secret Sacred Wars Roach |
| Genre | satire |
| Script | Dave Sim ? |
| Pencils | Dave Sim; Gerhard (backgrounds) |
| Inks | Dave Sim; Gerhard (backgrounds) |
| Colors | Gerhard |
| Letters | Dave Sim ? |
| Characters | Sacred Wars Roach; Fleegle Roach; Drew Roach; Claremont; "Big White Glowing Strange Thing" |
| Synopsis | The Bug tries to explain the Secret Sacred Wars to Cerebus. Fortunately the "Big White Glowing Strange Thing" comes along and eats Cerebus. |
| Genre | satire |
| Script | Dave Sim |
| Pencils | Dave Sim; Gerhard (backgrounds) |
| Inks | Dave Sim; Gerhard (backgrounds) |
| Letters | Dave Sim |
| Notes | Sacred Wars |
| Reprinted | in Cerebus (Aardvark-Vanaheim, 1986 series) #4 [Church & State Volume II] |