| Issue | #1 |
| Published | April 1985 |
| Cover Price | 2.00 CAD 1.70 USD |
| Pages | 28 |
| Editing | Dave Sim |
| Characters | Cerebus |
| Genre | satire |
| Pencils | Bill Sienkiewicz |
| Inks | Bill Sienkiewicz |
| Characters | Scott; Bo; Cerebus |
| Synopsis | Scott and Bo argue over the shortest route. |
| Genre | satire |
| Script | Dave Sim; Scott Hampton; Bo Hampton |
| Pencils | Dave Sim; Scott Hampton; Bo Hampton; Gerhard (backgrounds) |
| Inks | Dave Sim; Scott Hampton; Bo Hampton; Gerhard (backgrounds) |
| Letters | Dave Sim |
| Characters | Cerebus; Bear |
| Synopsis | Hagbad Spleen tries to convince Cerebus and Bear that armor is the wave of the future. |
| Genre | satire |
| Script | Dave Sim |
| Pencils | Dave Sim; Murphy Anderson; Gerhard (backgrounds) |
| Inks | Dave Sim; Murphy Anderson; Gerhard (backgrounds) |
| Letters | Dave Sim |
| Notes | Anderson's armor looks an awful lot like The Atomic Knights. |
| Characters | Cerebus; Squinteye; Bluto |
| Synopsis | Popeye (I mean Squinteye) and Bluto fight. |
| Genre | satire |
| Script | Dave Sim |
| Pencils | Dave Sim; Terry Austin; Gerhard (backgrounds) |
| Inks | Dave Sim; Terry Austin; Gerhard (backgrounds) |
| Letters | Dave Sim |
| Characters | Cerebus; Dolan; The Spirit; The Octopus; Will Eisner |
| Synopsis | Dolan tries to jail Cerebus for disorderly conduct. |
| Genre | satire |
| Script | Dave Sim |
| Pencils | Dave Sim; Will Eisner; Gerhard (backgrounds) |
| Inks | Dave Sim; Will Eisner; Gerhard (backgrounds) |
| Letters | Dave Sim |