| Issue | #7 |
| Published | January 1984 |
| Cover Price | 0.60 |
| Pages | 36 |
| Editing | Ann Nocenti |
| Notes | Assistant Editor's Month |
| Characters | Thing; Goody Two-Shoes |
| Genre | superhero |
| Pencils | John Byrne |
| Inks | John Byrne |
| Notes | Assistant Editor's Month |
| Characters | The Thing, Goody Two-Shoes, Alicia Masters |
| Synopsis | The Thing fights an overrated Goody Two Shoes. |
| Genre | superhero |
| Script | John Byrne |
| Pencils | Ron Wilson |
| Inks | Hilary Barta |
| Colors | Bob Sharen |
| Letters | Rick Parker |
| Characters | The Thing, John Byrne, Ron Wilson, Ann Nocenti |
| Synopsis | The Thing confronts his artists about the first story. |
| Genre | superhero |
| Script | John Byrne |
| Pencils | John Byrne |
| Inks | Hilary Barta |
| Colors | Bob Sharen |
| Letters | Clem Robins |