| Issue | #1 |
| Published | January 1987 |
| Cover Price | 0.50 GBP; 1.95 USD; 2.60 CAD |
| Pages | 32 |
| Editing | Phil Elliott |
| Notes | Many of the strips originally appeared in self-published small press titles. |
| Genre | satire |
| Pencils | Phil Elliot |
| Inks | Phil Elliot |
| Colors | Phil Elliot |
| Letters | Phil Elliot |
| Pencils | Phil Elliott |
| Inks | Phil Elliott |
| Notes | Title Page |
| Characters | Dapper John Marvin; John's mates; Mrs Finnegan; Jim Finnegan |
| Synopsis | John hastens the break-up of a relationship. |
| Genre | satire |
| Script | Eddie Campbell |
| Pencils | Eddie Campbell |
| Inks | Eddie Campbell |
| Letters | Eddie Campbell |
| Synopsis | Incidents from the lives of some saints. |
| Genre | satire |
| Script | John Bagnall |
| Pencils | John Bagnall |
| Inks | John Bagnall |
| Letters | John Bagnall |
| Characters | Abe; Miss Wills; Joe |
| Synopsis | Abe dreams. |
| Genre | satire |
| Script | John Bagnall |
| Pencils | John Bagnall |
| Inks | John Bagnall |
| Letters | John Bagnall |
| Characters | Harlequin; Elizabeth; Manley Ville |
| Synopsis | Liz tires of Manley's attentions. |
| Genre | satire |
| Script | Ed Pinsent |
| Pencils | Ed Pinsent |
| Inks | Ed Pinsent |
| Letters | Ed Pinsent |
| Synopsis | Trouble in the drama class. |
| Genre | satire |
| Script | Chris Flewitt |
| Pencils | Chris Flewitt |
| Inks | Chris Flewitt |
| Letters | Chris Flewitt |
| Characters | Paris the Man of Plaster; Paris' companions; Menotti; The Uninvited Guest (Claude) |
| Synopsis | Paris needs to pay his café bill, so is employed as a waiter at the Burglars' Ball. |
| Genre | super-hero; parody |
| Script | Glenn Dakin; Steve Way |
| Pencils | Glenn Dakin; Steve Way |
| Inks | Glenn Dakin; Steve Way |
| Letters | Glenn Dakin |
| Notes | The story is credited to Glenn Dakin and Steve Way but not designation of who did what. |
| Synopsis | The fate of assorted household pets. |
| Genre | satire |
| Script | Trevs Phoenix |
| Pencils | Trevs Phoenix |
| Inks | Trevs Phoenix |
| Letters | Trevs Phoenix |
| Notes | Trevs Phoenix would later work as Woodrow Phoenix. |
| Characters | Alex |
| Synopsis | Alex ponders the sea. |
| Genre | satire |
| Script | Phil Laskey |
| Pencils | Phil Laskey |
| Inks | Phil Laskey |
| Letters | Phil Laskey |
| Synopsis | Retro-future designs and explanations presented as trading cards. |
| Genre | satire |
| Script | Rian Hughes |
| Pencils | Rian Hughes |
| Inks | Rian Hughes |
| Colors | Rian Hughes |
| Letters | Rian Hughes |
| Notes | Carries on to the back cover. |