| Issue | #9 |
| Published | September 1984 |
| Cover Price | 2.00 CAD; 1.70 USD |
| Pages | 28 |
| Editing | Deni Sim |
| Characters | Neil the Horse |
| Genre | Humor |
| Pencils | Arn Saba (signed) |
| Inks | Arn Saba (signed) |
| Colors | Mark Spencer |
| Characters | Neil the Horse |
| Synopsis | A note from Deni about meeting Burton Cummings and finding out he is a huge Neil the Horse fan. Also includes a fan drawing by Scott Shaw! of Neil the Horse with Yogi Bear's hat on. |
| Script | Deni Sim |
| Pencils | Scott Shaw! |
| Inks | Scott Shaw! |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Notes | Inside front cover. Also includes indicia. |
| Characters | Neil the Horse; Soapy; Mam'selle Poupelle; Canine the Barbarian |
| Synopsis | Parody of Conan story. Continued in next issue. |
| Genre | Satire |
| Script | Arn Saba |
| Pencils | Barb Rausch |
| Inks | Arn Saba |
| Letters | Arn Saba ? |
| Characters | Mam'selle Poupee |
| Synopsis | Dress-up doll of Mam'selle Poupee as a barbarian. |
| Pencils | Barb Rausch |
| Inks | Barb Rausch |
| Letters | Barb Rausch |
| Synopsis | Illustrations of toasters in various famous settings or movie parodies. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | David Roman |
| Pencils | David Roman |
| Inks | David Roman |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Characters | Katie; Polly |
| Synopsis | Katie and Polly discuss the evolution of hitch-hiking into flagging down a taxi. |
| Genre | Satire |
| Script | Arn Saba |
| Pencils | Arn Saba |
| Inks | Arn Saba |
| Letters | Arn Saba |
| Notes | Number 6 written near signature. |
| Characters | Neil the Horse; Soapy |
| Synopsis | Poem with pictures with Soapy rapping about peace around the world. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Arn Saba [as S.] |
| Pencils | Arn Saba [as S.]; David Roman [as D. R.] |
| Inks | Arn Saba [as S.]; David Roman [as D. R.] |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Characters | Neil the Horse; Soapy; Poupee |
| Synopsis | Letters page with small illo by Arn Saba (T-shirt). |
| Script | Arn Saba |
| Pencils | Arn Saba |
| Inks | Arn Saba |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Synopsis | A girl tells her mom that dinner is better at her house than at her dad's house |
| Genre | Drama |
| Script | Arn Saba |
| Pencils | Arn Saba |
| Inks | Arn Saba |
| Letters | Arn Saba |
| Notes | Numbered 7 near the signature. Inside back cover. |
| Characters | Neil the Horse; Soapy |
| Synopsis | Neil smokes a discarded cigar. |
| Genre | Satire |
| Script | Arn Saba |
| Pencils | Arn Saba |
| Inks | Arn Saba |
| Letters | Arn Saba |
| Notes | On back cover of comic. |
| Reprinted | from Neil the Horse (GLP Features Syndicate) 1978 |