| Issue | #79 |
| Published | September 1980 |
| Cover Price | 0.50 USD |
| Pages | 36 |
| Editing | ? |
| Notes | Josie and The Pussycats, Sabrina, and Reggie Mantle appear as vignettes at the top of the page. Issue copyright by Archie Music Corp. |
| Characters | Archie Andrews; Betty Cooper; Jughead Jones; Josie and The Pussycats; Sabrina; Reggie Mantle |
| Synopsis | Archie makes a sand sculpture at the beach that is too realistic for Jughead. |
| Genre | teen; humor |
| Pencils | Stan Goldberg [as Stan G] (signed) |
| Inks | Stan Goldberg [as Stan G] (signed) |
| Notes | Josie and The Pussycats, Sabrina, and Reggie Mantle appear as vignettes at the top of the page. Issue copyright by Archie Music Corp. |
| Characters | Josie McCoy; Melody Valentine; Valerie Brown; Alan M. Mayberry |
| Synopsis | Josie hopes to get Alan to notice her during a ten mile jog, but she can't finish and has Hostess Fruit pies for a snack, which finally gets all the boys to notice. |
| Genre | teen; humor |
| Notes | Ad for Hostess Fruit Pies. On inside front cover. |
| Characters | Reggie Mantle; Archie Andrews; Betty Cooper; Jughead Jones; Veronica Lodge; owner of Plush Pony club |
| Synopsis | Reggie's lyrics fail to impress a club owner but Betty's lyrics secure them a contract. |
| Genre | teen; humor |
| Script | Frank Doyle |
| Pencils | Stan Goldberg |
| Inks | Jon D'Agostino |
| Colors | Barry Grossman |
| Letters | Bill Yoshida |
| Characters | Li'l Jinx; Hap Holliday (Li'l Jinx's father) |
| Synopsis | Her father is perplexed at Li'l Jinx's description of where she fell. |
| Genre | humor |
| Script | Joe Edwards |
| Pencils | Joe Edwards |
| Inks | Joe Edwards |
| Letters | Joe Edwards |
| Characters | Archie Andrews; Jughead Jones; Betty Cooper |
| Synopsis | 1 - Archie laments that he can't afford to impress Veronica. 2 - Archie buys a new-fangled cut of steak. |
| Genre | teen; humor |
| Notes | Two 4-panel gags. |
| Characters | Hiram Lodge |
| Notes | A word puzzle; all hand lettered. |
| Characters | Josie McCoy; Alexander Cabot III; Valerie Brown; Alan M. Mayberry; the Cabots' chef |
| Synopsis | Alan tries to prove he is a gourmet chef, but ruins the food and the kitchen, so Alan takes everyone back to the pizza parlor where he works and impresses the chef with his pizzas. |
| Genre | teen; humor |
| Script | Frank Doyle |
| Pencils | Stan Goldberg |
| Inks | Stan Goldberg |
| Colors | Barry Grossman |
| Letters | Bill Yoshida |
| Characters | Little Archie; Mr. Andrews; Little Jughead; Nellie (a goat) |
| Synopsis | The Andrews' lawn mower breaks down so Mr. Andrews calls Jughead to bring over his goat. The goat nibbles the lawn bare and butts Mr. Andrews a few times. |
| Genre | children; humor |
| Script | Dexter Taylor |
| Pencils | Dexter Taylor |
| Inks | Dexter Taylor |
| Colors | Barry Grossman |
| Letters | Bill Yoshida |
| Characters | Archie Andrews; Betty Cooper; Veronica Lodge |
| Script | Daniel De Sousa; Maritza Candelario |
| Letters | typeset |
| Notes | Two news articles submitted by readers, noting the prizes they won, and a solicitation for the Archie Club. |
| Characters | Aunt Hilda; Aunt Zelda; Harvey; Sabrina |
| Synopsis | Aunt Zelda finds an old idol and claims it has a curse if you touch it, but Harvey doesn't believe it so he touches it. Aunt Hilda teaches him a lesson by manifesting a curse for him. |
| Genre | teen; humor |