| Issue | #79 |
| Published | October 1976 |
| Cover Price | .30 USD |
| Pages | 36 |
| Editing | ? |
| Notes | 1st issue of a multi-issue story inspired by the TV series "Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman." |
| Characters | Betty Cooper; Archie Andrews; Alice Cooper; Hal Cooper |
| Genre | teen; humor; soap opera |
| Pencils | Stan Goldberg |
| Inks | Jon D'Agostino |
| Notes | 1st issue of a multi-issue story inspired by the TV series "Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman." |
| Characters | Betty Cooper; Alice Cooper; Hal Cooper; Count Drago (a family uncle to the Coopers, also a vampire); Archie Andrews; Mary Andrews; Fred Andrews; Jughead Jones; Forsythe P. Jones II |
| Synopsis | Betty develops red skin blotches, her Uncle Drago is visiting but keeps odd hours and wails a lot, Archie is afraid of a secret his parents are hiding from him, and Jughead visits his father at the hospital. |
| Genre | teen; humor; soap opera |
| Script | Frank Doyle |
| Pencils | Stan Goldberg |
| Inks | Jon D'Agostino |
| Colors | Barry Grossman |
| Letters | Bill Yoshida |
| Characters | Josie McCoy; Valerie Brown; Guru Manysayings |
| Synopsis | The Guru tells Josie about special meditating words: Hotess Cupcake. |
| Genre | teen; humor; ad |
| Pencils | Dan DeCarlo |
| Characters | Li'l Jinx; Hap Holliday (her dad) |
| Synopsis | Li'l Jinx gets her kite stuck in a tree. |
| Genre | children; humor; gags |
| Script | Joe Edwards |
| Pencils | Joe Edwards |
| Inks | Joe Edwards |
| Letters | Joe Edwards |
| Characters | Betty Cooper; Hal Cooper; Alice Cooper; Archie Andrews; Count Drago; Mrs. Blotworst; Veronica Lodge; Hiram Lodge; Smithers (cameo); Mac; Beamish |
| Synopsis | The Count's wails are due to an impacted fang. Betty and Archie go to Veronica's house, where they discover Veronica has red blotches too, just like Betty. The two girls conclude they must be sisters. And two thugs are casing the Lodge mansion. |
| Genre | teen; humor; soap opera |
| Script | Frank Doyle |
| Pencils | Stan Goldberg |
| Inks | Jon D'Agostino |
| Colors | Barry Grossman |
| Letters | Bill Yoshida |
| Characters | Betty Cooper; Archie Andrews; Mac; Beamish; Smithers; Hiram Lodge; Veronica Lodge |
| Synopsis | Mac and Beamish offer Betty a ride home only to end up kidnapping her, as they think she's Veronica. They have Betty call Mr. Lodge with their demands, but he hangs up on her after she calls him "Daddy." |
| Genre | teen; humor; soap opera |
| Script | Frank Doyle |
| Pencils | Stan Goldberg |
| Inks | Jon D'Agostino |
| Colors | Barry Grossman |
| Letters | Bill Yoshida |
| Characters | Betty Cooper |
| Notes | Betty answers readers' letters. |
| Characters | Betty Cooper; Mac; Beamish; Hiram Lodge; Veronica Lodge; Archie Andrews; Jughead Jones |
| Synopsis | Betty calls Mr. Lodge again and delivers the kidnappers' demands. Betty is disgusted with the house whre the criminals live, and begins cleaning the place. She also sends Beamish to the store for groceries so she can cook them a decent meal. They discover she's not Veronica, but she continues to cook and clean for them, and starts working on plans to redecorate the place. |
| Genre | teen; humor; soap opera |
| Script | Frank Doyle |
| Pencils | Stan Goldberg |
| Inks | Jon D'Agostino |
| Colors | Barry Grossman |
| Letters | Bill Yoshida |
| Notes | The story continues in the next issue. |