| Issue | #7 |
| Published | 2001 |
| Cover Price | 4.50 |
| Pages | 68 |
| Editing | Bill Morrison |
| Characters | Homer Simpson; Mr. Burns |
| Genre | humor; horror |
| Pencils | Matt Groening |
| Inks | Bill Morrison (painting) |
| Colors | Bill Morrison (painting) |
| Characters | Bart Simpson; Maggie Simpson; Lisa Simpson; Homer Simpson; Marge Simpson; Itchy; Scratchy |
| Synopsis | After seeing an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon based on the movie Alien, Bart dreams that Springfield has been invaded. |
| Genre | horror; humor |
| Script | Garth Ennis |
| Pencils | John McCrea |
| Inks | John McCrea |
| Colors | Dave Stewart |
| Letters | Karen Bates |
| Characters | Lisa Simpson; Bart Simpson; Homer Simpson; Marge Simpson; Ned Flanders; Groundskeeper Willie; Barney; Krusty The Clown; Comic Book Guy; Mr. Burns; Mr. Smithers |
| Synopsis | A Wizard of Oz parody with Lisa in the Dorothy role. |
| Genre | satire |
| Script | Stan Sakai |
| Pencils | Stan Sakai |
| Inks | Stan Sakai |
| Colors | Nathan Kane |
| Letters | Stan Sakai? |
| Characters | Homer Simpson; Kang; Kodos |
| Synopsis | Homer finds himself on display as a primitive man in the year 1875! |
| Genre | horror; humor |
| Script | Troy Nixey |
| Pencils | Troy Nixey |
| Inks | Troy Nixey |
| Colors | Dave Stewart |
| Letters | Karen Bates [as Karen Bear Baiter] |
| Characters | Comic Book Guy; Professor Frink; Mr. Burns; Mr. Smithers; Dr. Hibbert; Homer Simpson; Marge Simpson; Lisa Simpson; Bart Simpson; Homer Simpson; Kang; Kodos; Bert-Zerko |
| Synopsis | Professor Frink creates a machine that creates a "flawed" clone of Homer. |
| Genre | satire |
| Script | Mark Hamill |
| Pencils | Bill Morrison |
| Inks | Jason Ho; Mike Rote |
| Colors | Art Villanueva |
| Letters | Karen Bates |
| Script | Dan Brereton; Garth Ennis; Mark Hamill; John McCrea; Troy Nixey; Stan Sakai; Dave Stewart |
| Pencils | Bill Morisson? |
| Letters | typeset |
| Notes | Bios and halloween tales from the "guest" contributors to this issue. |
| Synopsis | Godzilla parody pin-up. |
| Genre | monster |
| Pencils | Dan Brereton (painting) |
| Inks | Dan Brereton (painting) |
| Colors | Dan Brereton (painting) |
| Letters | Dan Brereton? |