| Issue | #37 |
| Published | January 1958 |
| Cover Price | 0.25 USD |
| Pages | 52 |
| Editing | Albert B. Feldstein |
| Characters | Alfred E. Neuman; Father Time 1957 |
| Genre | humor |
| Pencils | Norman Mingo (painted, signed) |
| Inks | Norman Mingo (painted, signed) |
| Colors | Norman Mingo (painted, signed) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Characters | Edward, Duke of Wales |
| Synopsis | Phony ad for Kings Man liquors. |
| Genre | satire |
| Pencils | Kelly Freas (signed) |
| Inks | Kelly Freas (signed) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Notes | Parody of ad for Kingsman after-shaving products. Inside front cover. |
| Reprinted | in More Trash From MAD (EC, 1958 series) #1 |
| Genre | fact |
| Pencils | various |
| Inks | various |
| Letters | typeset |
| Notes | Art is excerpts from this issue. Masthead quote is from Henry Ward Beecher (1813-1878). Lists Frank Jacobs, Albert Meglin, Paul Krassner, George Mandel, Ron Goulart, and Paul Laikin as writers and Nick Megliola for ideas, but unknown for which articles. |
| Characters | Garbage Man; Postman; Boris Soiloff; Ivan; Laundry Man; B.J.; Yes Man; Playboy; Mr. Miltown; Insurance Man; Fuller Brush Man; Milkman; TV Repairman; Fire Man |
| Synopsis | Ideas for everyday workers as comic book superheroes. |
| Genre | satire |
| Script | Ron Goulart |
| Pencils | Mort Drucker |
| Inks | Mort Drucker |
| Letters | typeset |
| Notes | Writer credit from "Totally MAD" CD collection. |
| Characters | Alfred E. Neuman |
| Synopsis | House ad for MAD paperback books. |
| Pencils | Norman Mingo; Bill Elder |
| Inks | Norman Mingo; Bill Elder |
| Letters | typeset |
| Notes | Art is stock Alfred E. Neuman head and a body figure excerpted from a previous issue. |
| Characters | Alfred E. Neuman |
| Synopsis | House ad for pinups suitable for framing. |
| Pencils | Norman Mingo (painted) |
| Inks | Norman Mingo (painted) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Synopsis | Letters of comment, mostly about issue #36. |
| Script | Albert B. Feldstein; Dean Scott; Bob Thompson; Walt Disney; Pete Hech; Ellis Lesack; David Ames; Burt Lancaster; Kirk Douglas; Richard Skibski; Larry Skarin; Jim Billington; Billy Stebbins; Jack Selcovitz; Gerald Joss; Perry Lerner; John Olson; Michael Devlin; Dale Goble; Bill Priestly; Leon Harvey; James Jakubowski; Bob Leuten |
| Pencils | various |
| Inks | various |
| Letters | typeset |
| Notes | Art is excerpts from issue #36. |
| Characters | Alfred E. Neuman |
| Synopsis | House ad for Alfred E. Neuman jewelry designed by Astrahan of NY. |
| Pencils | Carl Klein (photo); Romeo Serry (photo touchup) |
| Inks | Carl Klein (photo); Romeo Serry (photo touchup) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Synopsis | Modern reality based toy kits. |
| Genre | humor |
| Script | Paul Krassner |
| Pencils | Bob Clarke (signed) |
| Inks | Bob Clarke (signed) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Notes | Writer credit from "Totally MAD" CD collection. |
| Synopsis | Things that might be said in sporting events when you can't hear the players. |
| Genre | humor |
| Pencils | Wally Wood |
| Inks | Wally Wood |
| Letters | typeset |
| Synopsis | Stories are: In A Tavern, In King Arthur's Kitchen, In Another Tavern. |
| Genre | humor |
| Script | Don Martin (signed) |
| Pencils | Don Martin (signed) |
| Inks | Don Martin (signed) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Characters | Ernie Kovacs; Toulouse LaFeinstein; Erma T. Gribney; Frantic C. MaCann |
| Synopsis | A parody of Ripley's Believe It Or Not. |
| Genre | satire |
| Script | Ernie Kovacs |
| Pencils | Wallace Wood (signed) |
| Inks | Wallace Wood (signed) |
| Letters | Wallace Wood (signed) |
| Notes | Toulouse LaFeinstein looks like "The Gay Philosopher" and Erma T. Gribney's entire family resembles Alfred E. Neuman. |
| Synopsis | Phony contributor rejection slips written in the styles of the magazines they come from. |
| Genre | satire |
| Script | Frank Jacobs |
| Letters | typeset |
| Notes | Writer credit from "Totally MAD" CD collection. |
| Characters | Ivan Slobotnavitch |
| Synopsis | Pictures taken by Ivan along with his captions to show Russians how horrible life in the United States is. |
| Genre | humor |
| Script | Dave Berg |
| Pencils | Wally Wood |
| Inks | Wally Wood |
| Letters | typeset |
| Notes | Writer credit from "Totally MAD" CD collection. |
| Reprinted | in Mad About the Fifties (Little, Brown & Co., 1997 series) #[nn] |
| Characters | Bob Elliott; Ray Goulding; Wally Ballew; Oscar K. Ruprecht |
| Synopsis | Wally interviews the owner of a company that makes purposefully confusing signs for highways. |
| Genre | humor |
| Script | Bob Elliott; Ray Goulding |
| Pencils | Mort Drucker |
| Inks | Mort Drucker |
| Letters | typeset |
| Synopsis | A banker is being audited and trouble is found, but he successfully bribes the bank examiner. |
| Genre | satire |
| Script | Frank Jacobs |
| Pencils | Joe Orlando (signed) |
| Inks | Joe Orlando (signed) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Notes | Writer credit from "Totally MAD" CD collection. |
| Synopsis | Three phony board games: Draft Dodger; Make-Out; Alimony. |
| Genre | humor |
| Pencils | Bob Clarke (signed) |
| Inks | Bob Clarke (signed) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Characters | Goldilocks; Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm; Tarzan; Jim Hawkins; Tiny Tim; Alice; the White Rabbit; Lord Fauntleroy; Amboy Dukes; Oliver Twist; Dondi; Captain Ahab; Don Quixote; Charlie Brown; Tom Sawyer; Huck Finn; Brer Fox; Hansel; Gretel; Rip Van Winkle; Dopey; Sluggo; Nancy; Henry; Dennis The Menace; Little Orphan Annie; Frankenstein monster; Alfred E. Neuman; Mickey Mouse; Peter Piper; John Darling |
| Synopsis | A look at a village where literary characters go when their stories are done, to see what becomes of them. |
| Genre | satire |
| Pencils | George Woodbridge (signed) |
| Inks | George Woodbridge (signed) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Characters | Ernie Kovacs; Armand Robespierre; Beulah Swoose; Burrell H. Calhoun; Franklin Q. Fangly |
| Synopsis | Parody of Ripley's Believe It Or Not. |
| Genre | satire |
| Script | Ernie Kovacs |
| Pencils | Wally Wood (signed) |
| Inks | Wally Wood (signed) |
| Letters | Wally Wood (signed) |
| Synopsis | What might happen if games and sports were used to settle what are now armed conflicts. |
| Genre | humor |
| Script | Dave Berg (signed) |
| Pencils | Dave Berg (signed) |
| Inks | Dave Berg (signed) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Characters | Ernie Kovacs; Peter J. Eversham; Urdhaba Rahgoon; Myron T. Wendell |
| Synopsis | Parody of Ripley's Believe It Or Not. |
| Genre | satire |
| Script | Ernie Kovacs |
| Pencils | Wallace Wood (signed) |
| Inks | Wallace Wood (signed) |
| Letters | Wallace Wood (signed) |
| Synopsis | Glossary of hi-fi terms, tips on how to beat the high cost, where to place hi-fi equipment, and phony reviews of recordings. |
| Genre | humor |
| Script | Frank Jacobs |
| Pencils | Bob Clarke (signed) |
| Inks | Bob Clarke (signed) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Characters | Lemuel T. Egypt; Eric Lanyard; Lancelot O. Zeus; Diana Dregs; Ardsley Swill; Renfrew Rhodes; Otis Bailiwick |
| Synopsis | The ancient seven wonders of the world as reimagined by modern builders. |
| Genre | humor |
| Script | Frank Jacobs |
| Pencils | Joe Orlando (signed) |
| Inks | Joe Orlando (signed) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Notes | Writer credit from "Totally MAD" CD collection. |
| Characters | Orson Bean; Cornelius Bean; Zachary Bean; Ulysses S. Grant |
| Synopsis | The exploits of Zachary Bean, who during the Civil War was a aide to Ulysses S. Grant. |
| Genre | humor |
| Script | Orson Bean |
| Pencils | George Woodbridge (signed) |
| Inks | George Woodbridge (signed) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Synopsis | Marc Antony's funeral oration from Julius Ceasar, Act III Scene II, along with a modern beat poetry version. |
| Genre | humor |
| Script | Paul Laikin |
| Pencils | Dave Berg ? |
| Inks | Dave Berg ? |
| Letters | typeset |
| Notes | Face illustrations as a frame around the page. Writer credit from "Totally MAD" CD collection. |
| Synopsis | A sad Christmas, as a man buys himself a present he doesn't like, and an angry New Year, when none of the hats and noisemakers work. |
| Genre | humor |
| Script | Don Martin (signed) |
| Pencils | Don Martin (signed) |
| Inks | Don Martin (signed) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Characters | Slobby Bobby; Silly Tillie; Smarty Marty |
| Synopsis | House ad for subscriptions to MAD. |
| Pencils | Albert B. Feldstein [signed FF] |
| Inks | Albert B. Feldstein [signed FF] |
| Letters | F F (signed); typeset |
| Notes | Inside back cover. |
| Synopsis | Gift ideas that celebrities would not want. |
| Genre | humor |
| Letters | typeset |
| Notes | In margins of 19 pages of the issue. |
| Characters | Nick Megliola (postman); Jerry DeFuccio |
| Synopsis | Parody of Winston cigarette ad. |
| Genre | parody |
| Pencils | Larry Maleman (photo) |
| Inks | Larry Maleman (photo) |
| Colors | Larry Maleman (photo) |
| Letters | typeset |
| Notes | Models identified in Letters column of issue #38. Back cover. |
| Reprinted | in Mad About the Fifties (Little, Brown & Co., 1997 series) #[nn]; in More Trash From MAD (EC, 1958 series) #1 |