| Issue | #258 |
| Published | October 1985 |
| Cover Price | 1.25 USD |
| Pages | 52 |
| Editing | Nick Meglin; John Ficarra |
| Characters | Alfred E. Neuman |
| Genre | Humor |
| Pencils | Al Jaffee (signed) |
| Inks | Al Jaffee |
| Characters | Alfred E. Neuman |
| Genre | Humor |
| Notes | Inside Front Cover (full color) |
| Genre | Humor |
| Pencils | Various |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Characters | Dick Martin; Tom Hulcer; Gene Siskel; Roger Ebert; Jacqueline Briskette; Ally Cheaty; Sean Punk; Ray Walston; Chevy Chase; Neil Izzy; Pat Propp; Gregory Peck; Scott Bayou |
| Genre | Humor; Satire |
| Script | Arnie Kogen |
| Pencils | Mort Drucker |
| Inks | Mort Drucker |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Anthony Prohias |
| Pencils | Anthony Prohias |
| Inks | Anthony Prohias |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Dave Berg |
| Pencils | Dave Berg |
| Inks | Dave Berg |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Notes | Berg tackles a variety of subjects: predictability, speeding, addiction, weddings, communication, seasons, mishaps, shopping, travel, social activity, persuasion, sleep, and choices. |
| Characters | Prince |
| Genre | Humor; Satire |
| Script | John Rios |
| Pencils | Bob Jones |
| Inks | Bob Jones |
| Characters | Jim McKay |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Mike Snider |
| Pencils | Al Jaffee |
| Inks | Al Jaffee |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Characters | Hulk Hogan; Captain Lou; Big John Studd; Sarge Slaughter; "Rowdy" Roddy; Patera; Andre the Giant |
| Genre | Humor; Satire |
| Script | Frank Jacobs |
| Pencils | Mort Drucker |
| Inks | Mort Drucker |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | John Boni |
| Pencils | Al Jaffee |
| Inks | Al Jaffee |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Dick De Bartolo |
| Pencils | Paul Coker, Jr. |
| Inks | Paul Coker, Jr. |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Don Martin |
| Pencils | Don Martin |
| Inks | Don Martin |
| Characters | Rivaldo Jivera |
| Genre | Humor; Satire |
| Script | Dick De Bartolo |
| Pencils | Harry North |
| Inks | Harry North |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Genre | Humor; Satire |
| Script | Frank Jacobs |
| Pencils | Don Martin |
| Inks | Don Martin |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Notes | Parody of Ernest Lawrence Thayer's "Casey at the Bat" |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Tom Koch |
| Pencils | George Woodbridge |
| Inks | George Woodbridge |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Charlie Kadau |
| Pencils | Jack Davis |
| Inks | Jack Davis |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Sergio Aragones |
| Pencils | Sergio Aragones |
| Inks | Sergio Aragones |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Characters | Charles Bronson; Billy Graham; John Candy; Burt Reynolds; Mark Hamill; Bette Midler; Arnold Schwarzenegger; Bryant Gumbel; Eddie Murphy; E.T.; Indiana Jones; Al Pacino; Stevie Wonder |
| Genre | Humor; Satire |
| Script | Joe Raiola; Charlie Kadau |
| Pencils | Bob Clarke |
| Inks | Bob Clarke |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Characters | Mucus; Datum |
| Synopsis | "Take a bunch of klutzy kids, a deep dark cave, hidden treasure and a giant ogre and what have you got?" [from the intro] |
| Genre | Humor; Satire |
| Script | Stan Hart |
| Pencils | Jack Davis |
| Inks | Jack Davis |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Notes | Spoof of the motion picture "Goonies" |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Sergio Aragones |
| Pencils | Sergio Aragones |
| Inks | Sergio Aragones |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Al Jaffee |
| Pencils | Al Jaffee |
| Inks | Al Jaffee |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Notes | Inside Back Cover (full color) |
| Characters | Ronald Reagan |
| Genre | Humor; Satire |
| Script | Al Jaffee |
| Pencils | Will Elder |
| Inks | Harvey Kurtzman |