| Issue | #299 |
| Published | December 1990 |
| Cover Price | 1.75 USD |
| Pages | 52 |
| Editing | Nick Meglin; John Ficarra |
| Characters | Bart Simpson; Alfred E. Neuman |
| Genre | Humor; Satire |
| Pencils | Mort Drucker (signed) |
| Genre | Fact |
| Pencils | Various |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Characters | Charles Schulz; Al Jaffee; Joyce Jaffee [photo]; Neil Patrick Harris [photo] |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Nick Meglin; John Ficarra |
| Pencils | Gary Markstein; ? (photographs) |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Characters | Homer Simpson; Bart Simpson; George Bush; Richard Nixon; Jerry Tarkanian; George Steinbrenner; William Bennett; Marge Simpson; Andrew Dice Clay; Lisa Simpson; Maggie Simpson; Zsa Zsa Gabor; Eva Gabor |
| Genre | Humor; Satire |
| Script | Stan Hart |
| Pencils | Angelo Torres |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Characters | Marge Simpson; Maggie Simpson; Lisa Simpson; Matt Groening; Homer Simpson; Bart Simpson; Nancy Cartwright; Dan Castellaneta |
| Genre | Humor; Satire |
| Script | Charlie Kadau |
| Pencils | Sam Viviano |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Characters | Margaret Thatcher; Mikahil Gorbachev; Carly Simon; Dan Quayle; Marilyn Quayle; Barbara Bush; Mike Tyson; Don King; Yitzhak Shamir; New Kids on the Block |
| Genre | Humor; Satire |
| Script | Stan Hart |
| Pencils | Greg Theakston |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Characters | President Quayle; Paul Rodriguez; Nolan Ryan; Cher; Dick Clark; Snoopy |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Tom Koch |
| Pencils | Rick Tulka |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Duck Edwing |
| Pencils | Duck Edwing |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Mike Snider |
| Pencils | Paul Coker |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Characters | Jock Nicholson; Jerky Kapsting |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Angelo Torres |
| Pencils | Angelo Torres |
| Inks | Angelo Torres |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Frank Jacobs |
| Pencils | Harry North |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Duck Edwing |
| Pencils | Duck Edwing |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Mike Snider |
| Pencils | Tom Bunk |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Mike Snider |
| Pencils | George Woodbridge |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Dave Berg |
| Pencils | Dave Berg |
| Inks | Dave Berg |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Notes | Topics include cars, risk, lawyers, wedding ceremonies, education, taxes, aging, guns, relationships, priorities, options, fears, the office, neatness, and doctors. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Duck Edwing |
| Pencils | Duck Edwing |
| Characters | Mikhail Gorbachev ["Crazy Gorby"] |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Mike Snider |
| Pencils | John Pound |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Paul Peter Porges |
| Pencils | Paul Peter Porges |
| Inks | Paul Peter Porges |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Mike Snider |
| Pencils | Bob Jones |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Sergio Aragones |
| Pencils | Sergio Aragones |
| Inks | Sergio Aragones |
| Characters | Quad; Howitzer; Arnold |
| Genre | Humor; Satire |
| Script | Dick De Bartolo |
| Pencils | Mort Drucker |
| Inks | Mort Drucker |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Notes | Spoof of motion picture "Total Recall." |
| Genre | Humor |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Notes | Inside Back Cover (full color). |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Al Jaffee |
| Pencils | Al Jaffee |
| Inks | Al Jaffee |
| Letters | Typeset |