Issue Details

Issue	#320
Published	July 1993
Cover Price	1.75 USD
Pages	52
Editing	Nick Meglin; John Ficarra; Charlie Kadau (associate); Joe Raiola (associate); Andrew J. Schwartzberg (assistant)
Notes	Answer is: Buy this issue schmuck. Art director is Leonard Brenner, creative consultant is Dick DeBartolo and production by Tom Nozkowski.

Cover Details - "A Fold-In Cover of... Mad"

Characters	Alfred E. Neuman; Black Spy; White Spy
Genre	Satire
Script	Al Jaffee
Pencils	Al Jaffee (signed)
Inks	Al Jaffee (signed)
Colors	Al Jaffee ?
Letters	Al Jaffee ?
Notes	Answer is: Buy this issue schmuck. Art director is Leonard Brenner, creative consultant is Dick DeBartolo and production by Tom Nozkowski.
Reprinted	In Mad (EC, 1952 Series) #491 (July 2008)

1 page credits "Table of Contents"

1 page Letters Dept. letters page "Letters and Tomatoes Dept."

Characters	Rob Morrow (photo; actor in Northern Exposure); Gilbert Gottfried (photo); Sergio Arangones (photo on set of Bob); Bob Newhart (photo)
Pencils	? (photos); ?
Inks	? (photos); ?
Letters	typeset
Notes	Letters from readers - David Bedell, Jim Espenak, Dale Schmitt, Y.P. Yeow, Sandra Hanson, Andrew Gandarillas and Gilbert Gottfried (comedian).

5 page story "A Few Goofy Men"

Characters	Lt. Caffeine; Captain Boss; Lt. Gaulway; Lt. Whineburg; Colonel Fessup; Lt. Colonel Marksman; Lt. Can-trick; Corporal Lance Darwin; Dummy; Carmine T. Sandiego (dies)
Synopsis	A satire of the movie A FEW GOOD MEN.
Genre	Satire
Script	Dick DeBartolo
Pencils	Mort Drucker
Inks	Mort Drucker

1 page Tales From the Duck Side Dept. story "The Odoriferous Olfactory Ordeal"

Genre	Satire
Script	Don Edwing [as Duck Edwing]
Pencils	Don Edwing [as Duck Edwing]
Inks	Don Edwing [as Duck Edwing]
Letters	Don Edwing [as Duck Edwing] ?

2 page story "Things-To-Do Lists of the New Clinton Administration"

Characters	President Bill Clinton; Hillary Rodham-Clinton; Vice-President Al Gore; Tipper Gore; Chelsea Clinton
Genre	Satire; Political
Script	Mike Snider
Pencils	Rick Tulka
Inks	Rick Tulka

1 page story "Great Moments From The Home Shopping Club: Own Them All on Videocassette!"

Genre	Satire
Script	Charlie Kadau; Joe Raiola
Pencils	Jack Davis
Inks	Jack Davis

3 page Late Nite With Igor story "Late Nite With Igor"

Characters	Igor
Genre	Satire
Script	John Caldwell
Pencils	John Caldwell
Inks	John Caldwell
Letters	John Caldwell ?

5 page The Lighter Side of... story "The Lighter Side of... "

Synopsis	The Lighter Side of... Dentists; Modern Technology; Leisure; The Society; Sports; Authority; Applications; Driving; Efficiency; Life Styles; Construction; The Office; Home Cooking; Doctors.
Genre	Satire
Script	Dave Berg
Pencils	Dave Berg
Inks	Dave Berg
Letters	Dave Berg

1 page Tales From the Duck Side Dept. story "The Perturbed Puppeteer's Pronouncement"

Genre	Satire
Script	Don Edwing [as Duck Edwing]
Pencils	Don Edwing [as Duck Edwing]
Inks	Don Edwing [as Duck Edwing]
Letters	Don Edwing [as Duck Edwing] ?

2 page A Mad Look at story A Mad Look at The Real "Clinton Coalition"

Characters	President Bill Clinton; Hillary Rodham-Clinton; Vice-President Al Gore; Tipper Gore; Chelsea Clinton
Genre	Satire; Political
Script	Mike Snider
Pencils	Paul Coker
Inks	Paul Coker

3 page story "A Kid's Guide to Things That Go Bump in the Night"

Characters	Chainsaw Murderer; Godzilla; Jason; Dracula
Genre	Satire
Script	Paul Peter Porges
Pencils	Paul Peter Porges
Inks	Paul Peter Porges
Letters	Paul Peter Porges ?

4 page story "Mad's Baseball Rotisserie League Draft Form"

Characters	Oddjob [Brett Saberhagen]; The Flash... in the Pan [Kevin McReynolds]; Sham Bam [Mark McGwire]; Sticky [David Cone]; Sly Fox [Wade Boggs]; The Stilt [Wilt Chamberlain]; Lefty [Bobby Ojeda]; Lush [Lenny Dykstra]; Itchy [George Brett]; Herm Winningham; Xavier Hernandez; Kirby Puckett; Crusty [Mike Flannagan]; Papa [Charlie Hough]; Olden Golden [Nolan Ryan]; Hard Win [Danny Darwin]; Choke [Darryl Strawberry]; Quirky [Kirk McCaskill]; Crash Davis; Moonlight Graham; Roy Hobbs
Genre	Satire; Sports
Script	Andrew J. Schwartzberg
Pencils	Rick Tulka
Inks	Rick Tulka

4 page Pinocchio and Jiminy Cricket at the Movies story "A-Lad-Dim"

Characters	Pinocchio; Jiminy Cricket; A-Lad-Dim; Princess Jazzmime; Booboo; Superman (cameo); Lois Lane (cameo); Sultan; Genie
Synopsis	Pinocchio and Jiminy Cricket review the Disney movie ALADDIN.
Genre	Satire
Script	Stan Hart
Pencils	Angelo Torres
Inks	Angelo Torres

4 page Pinocchio and Jiminy Cricket at the Movies story "Beauty and the Beef"

Characters	Pinocchio; Jiminy Cricket; Belle; Gasman; Beef; Kevin Costner (cameo)
Synopsis	Pinocchio and Jiminy Cricket review the Disney movie BEAUTY AND THE BEAST.
Genre	Satire
Script	Stan Hart
Pencils	Angelo Torres
Inks	Angelo Torres

1 page Tales From the Duck Side Dept. story "The Hapless Hangman's Humiliation"

Genre	Satire
Script	Don Edwing [as Duck Edwing]
Pencils	Don Edwing [as Duck Edwing]
Inks	Don Edwing [as Duck Edwing]
Letters	Don Edwing [as Duck Edwing] ?

2 page story "Enjoy and Profit From World Cup Soccer"

Genre	Satire; Sports
Script	Tom Koch
Pencils	Jack Davis
Inks	Jack Davis

2 page A Mad Look at story "A Mad Look at Bikers"

Genre	Satire
Script	Sergio Aragones
Pencils	Sergio Aragones
Inks	Sergio Aragones
Letters	Sergio Aragones

1 page Spy vs. Spy story "Spy vs. Spy Play Basketball"

Characters	Black Spy; White Spy
Genre	Satire; Spy
Script	Don Edwing ? [signed as E]
Pencils	Dave Manak ? [signed as M]
Inks	Dave Manak ? [signed as M]

3 page story "Audition Tapes of Talk Show Hosts Who Never Made It"

Characters	Macaulay Culkin; Oliver Stone; Toshiki Kaifu; Mario Cuomo; Mikhail Gorbachev; Daryl Gates
Genre	Satire
Script	Dan Birtcher
Pencils	Sam Viviano
Inks	Sam Viviano

1 page story "Job Opportunities for Presidential Runner-Ups"

Characters	George Bush; Dan Quayle; Ross Perot
Genre	Satire; Political
Script	Andrew J. Schwartzberg
Pencils	Drew Friedman
Inks	Drew Friedman

1 page story "What's Right With America!"

Genre	Satire
Script	Mike Snider
Pencils	George Woodbridge
Inks	George Woodbridge
Notes	Inside backcover and in color. Map of the United States with comments about what's right with America.

1 page (backcovers) *do not use* / *please fix* "On the Road With Bill and Hillary"

Characters	President Bill Clinton; Hillary Rodham-Clinton
Genre	Satire; Political
Script	Al Jaffee
Pencils	Al Jaffee
Inks	Al Jaffee
Colors	Al Jaffee ?
Letters	Al Jaffee ?

Drawn-Out Dramas filler "Drawn-Out Dramas"

Genre	Satire
Script	Sergio Aragones
Pencils	Sergio Aragones
Inks	Sergio Aragones
Letters	Sergio Aragones
Notes	No page count as gags appear in various places around the magazine.