Issue Details

Issue	#81
Published	December 1981
Cover Price	0.90 USD
Pages	52
Editing	Larry Hama; Christopher Priest [as Jim Owsley] (managing editor); Marie Severin (art director)

Cover Details - "Crazy Clips Superman II"

Characters	Superman [Clark Kent; Kal-El]; Obnoxio the Clown; Teen-Hulk [Chester Weems]
Genre	Satire; Superhero
Pencils	Bob Larkin (painted)
Inks	Bob Larkin (painted)
Colors	Bob Larkin (painted)

1 page story "The Fortune Teller"

Genre	Satire
Script	Jack Sparling
Pencils	Jack Sparling
Inks	Jack Sparling
Notes	On inside front cover.

1 page credits "Table of Contents"

1 page Take A Letter to Crazy letters page "Take a Letter to Crazy"

Letters	typeset
Notes	Letters from readers - Frank Titone, Jim McCormick, Edmund Plis, Danny McPherson, Daniel Barnett, David Wellons, Ray Boucher, Datafax 290, B.S. Demkind, Jay Fowler, Rhonda Davis, R.D., Nicole Zink, Lisa Bills, Eric Starnet, Trisha Smith, All Those People, Marc Alberts and Richie Allbran.

Half page Obnoxio's Abuse Column letters page "Obnoxio's Abuse Column"

Characters	Obnoxio the Clown (illo)
Genre	Satire
Script	? [as Obnoxio the Clown]
Letters	typeset
Notes	Obnoxio answers a letter from Michael Leamon.

6 page Superman story "Sooperman Too"

Characters	Sooperman [Cluck Cant]; Lois Paine; Werry Frite; President Ronald Reagan; VILLAINS: Bor-El; General Sod; Urker
Synopsis	A satire of the movie SUPERMAN II.
Genre	Satire; Superhero
Script	Paul Kupperberg
Pencils	Bob Camp
Inks	Bob Camp

1 page Crazy Gross Encounters story "Crazy Gross Encounters: War Paint Wackos Part 1"

Genre	Satire
Script	Ernie Kovacs
Pencils	Ernie Kovacs
Inks	Ernie Kovacs
Letters	Ernie Kovacs

4 page Teen Hulk story "Halloween Night"

Characters	Teen Hulk [Chester Weems]; Bruno [as Wolverine]; a vampire
Genre	Satire; Superhero
Script	Christopher Priest [as Jim Owsley]
Pencils	Bob McLeod
Inks	Bob McLeod
Letters	Bob McLeod

1 page story "The Magnificient Fantasy... ...and the Moronic Reality"

Genre	Satire
Script	Mary Wilshire
Pencils	Mary Wilshire
Inks	Mary Wilshire

2 page Dirk McGirk's History Report story "The American Resolution"

Characters	George Watchington; Benzadrine Arnold; Nathan Allan; Benjamin Frankly; Ethan Hail
Genre	Satire
Script	Michael Carlin
Pencils	Michael Carlin
Inks	Michael Carlin
Letters	Michael Carlin ?

1 page Crazy Contest activity "Crazy Contest #5"

Characters	Obnoxio the Clown; Behemoth Jack; Teen-Hulk [Chester Weems]; Nebbish
Genre	Satire
Pencils	Alan Kupperberg
Inks	Alan Kupperberg
Notes	Funniest "Moron" joke contest. Crazy Contest #2 winners are announced, with Paul A. Sutherland winning the grand prize.

3 page story "If They Were Alive Today"

Characters	Amelia Earhart; Queen Victoria; Martha "Calamity Jane" Canary; Betsy Ross; Pocahontes; Helen Keller; Carry Nation; Cleopatra; Joan of Arc; Harriet Tubman; Lizzy Borden; Golda Meir; Florence Nightingale
Genre	Satire
Script	Dick Codor
Pencils	Dick Codor
Inks	Dick Codor

2 page Aunty Nuke story "The Siematic-Smasher"

Characters	Aunty Nuke; Gee Whiz Kids [Elmo; Evita]
Genre	Satire
Script	Susan Bissett
Pencils	Steve Smallwood
Inks	Steve Smallwood

2 page Crazy Looks story "Crazy Looks at Trick-or-Treating"

Genre	Satire
Script	Paul Kupperberg
Pencils	Ned Sonntag
Inks	Ned Sonntag

1 page Crazy Gross Encounters story "Crazy Gross Encounters: War Paint Wackos Part 2"

Genre	Satire
Script	Ernie Kovacs
Pencils	Ernie Kovacs
Inks	Ernie Kovacs
Letters	Ernie Kovacs

3 page The Kinetic Kids activity "Haunted House of Halloween Horror"

Characters	The Kinetic Kids
Genre	Satire
Script	Steve Mellor
Pencils	Steve Mellor
Inks	Steve Mellor
Letters	Steve Mellor ?

1 page story "The Cosmic Fantasy... ...and the Caustic Reality"

Genre	Satire
Script	Gary Hallgren
Pencils	Gary Hallgren
Inks	Gary Hallgren

5 page photo story "Night of the Living Hand!"

Characters	Pinky; Index; Uncle Morty (zombie hand)
Genre	Satire; Horror
Script	Dan Gutman
Pencils	Dan Gutman (photos)
Inks	Dan Gutman (photos)

2 page story "Great Poems Shortened Into Limericks"

Synopsis	Poems include "The Seven Ages of Man", "Casey at the Bat", "The Charge of the Light Brigade", "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner", "The Raven" and "Gunga Din."
Genre	Satire
Script	David Allikas
Pencils	Gary Kwapiz
Inks	Gary Kwapiz

2 page Obnoxio the Clown Funpages activity "Obnoxio the Clown Funpages"

Characters	Obnoxio the Clown
Genre	Satire
Script	Virgil Diamond
Pencils	Alan Kupperberg
Inks	Alan Kupperberg

2 page The Eleventh Hour Special story "The Eleventh Hour Special"

Characters	Behemoth Jack; The Whom; Sceevy Wonder; Pat Beenatart
Genre	Satire
Script	David Allikas
Pencils	Dave Morris
Inks	Dave Morris

1 page Crazy Gross Encounters story "Crazy Gross Encounters: War Paint Wackos Part 3"

Genre	Satire
Script	Ernie Kovacs
Pencils	Ernie Kovacs
Inks	Ernie Kovacs
Letters	Ernie Kovacs

5 page M*A*S*H story "M*U*S*H in Vietnam"

Characters	Gawkeye Fierce; General Potty; B.S.; Leech; Lt. Calley; Sgt. Klungon; Margarrote; Cheerless; Colonel Blake
Synopsis	A satire of the television show M*A*S*H.
Genre	Satire; War
Script	Murad Gumen
Pencils	Kent Gamble
Inks	Kent Gamble

1 page Crazy promo (ad from the publisher) "Crazy Subscriptions Dept."

Characters	Obnoxio the Clown
Genre	Satire
Pencils	Alan Kupperberg
Inks	Alan Kupperberg

1 page Michael Carlin's Page O' Stuff story "Michael Carlin's Page O' Stuff"

Genre	Satire
Script	Michael Carlin
Pencils	Michael Carlin
Inks	Michael Carlin
Letters	Michael Carlin ?

1 page Commercials That Drive You Crazy story "Commercials That Drive You Crazy No. 37"

Synopsis	Commerical for AAMucko Transplants.
Genre	Satire
Script	Dick Codor
Pencils	Dick Codor
Inks	Dick Codor
Notes	On back cover.