| Issue | #1 |
| Published | June 1987 |
| Cover Price | 1.50 USD; 2.25 CAD |
| Pages | 36 |
| Editing | ? |
| Notes | Letters page contains comments from other creators Sam Henderson, Joshua Quagmire and Arn Saba. |
| Characters | Cynicalman |
| Genre | Humour |
| Pencils | Matt Feazell |
| Inks | Matt Feazell |
| Notes | Cover is a black on white illustration set in a color border surrounded with color lettering. |
| Characters | Cynicalman |
| Synopsis | Financial necessaity requires Cynicalman to sell out |
| Genre | Humour |
| Script | Matt Feazell |
| Pencils | Matt Feazell |
| Inks | Matt Feazell |
| Letters | Matt Feazell |
| Notes | Story incorporates a 14 panel mini-comic by Craig Payst |
| Characters | Antisocialman |
| Synopsis | Antisocialman gets a job in a burger franchise |
| Genre | Humour |
| Script | Walt Lockley |
| Pencils | Tim Corrigan |
| Inks | Tim Corrigan |
| Letters | Tim Corrigan |
| Notes | Credits note layouts by Matt Feazell |
| Characters | Stupid Boy |
| Synopsis | Stupid Boy makes a sandwich. |
| Genre | Humour |
| Script | Randy Carpenter |
| Pencils | James E. Lyle |
| Inks | James E. Lyle |
| Letters | James E. Lyle |
| Characters | Cute Girl |
| Synopsis | Cute Girl visits the thrift shop |
| Genre | Humour |
| Script | Karen Majewski |
| Pencils | Ted Bolman |
| Inks | Ted Bolman |
| Letters | Ted Bolman |
| Characters | Spud & Ernie |
| Synopsis | Spud And Ernie are transported to Mayfield |
| Genre | Humour |
| Script | Craig Payst |
| Pencils | Craig Payst |
| Inks | Matt Feazell |
| Characters | Plainman |
| Synopsis | Plaiman may have found pirate treasure |
| Genre | Humour |
| Script | Matt Feazell |
| Pencils | Bob Burden |
| Inks | Bob Burden |
| Letters | Bob Burden |