| Issue | #2 |
| Published | May 1984 |
| Cover Price | $0.75 AU |
| Pages | 28 |
| Editing | David Vodicka |
| Pencils | Darrel Merrit |
| Inks | Darrel Merrit |
| Characters | The Big Simp; Bert Cramer |
| Synopsis | The Simp gets a job with a racist conspiracy theorist. |
| Genre | autobiography |
| Script | The Big Simp |
| Pencils | The Big Simp |
| Inks | The Big Simp |
| Letters | The Big Simp |
| Synopsis | A man is served a meal by a robot. |
| Genre | humor |
| Script | Darrel Merritt (signed "Cthulhu") |
| Pencils | Darrel Merritt (signed "Cthulhu") |
| Inks | Darrel Merritt (signed "Cthulhu") |
| Synopsis | A dirty old girls school teacher. |
| Genre | humor |
| Script | Darrel Merritt (signed "Neonithic") |
| Pencils | Darrel Merritt (signed "Neonithic") |
| Inks | Darrel Merritt (signed "Neonithic") |
| Letters | Darrel Merritt (signed "Neonithic") |
| Characters | Barrie Geerson |
| Synopsis | Barrie's glove tells him about a fire. |
| Genre | humor |
| Script | Ian Eddy |
| Pencils | Ian Eddy |
| Inks | Ian Eddy |
| Letters | Ian Eddy |
| Characters | The Big Simp; Price Charles; Princess Diana |
| Synopsis | The sex life of the royals. |
| Genre | humor |
| Script | The Big Simp |
| Pencils | The Big Simp |
| Inks | The Big Simp |
| Letters | The Big Simp |
| Synopsis | A gun chase. |
| Genre | crime |
| Script | David Vodicka |
| Pencils | Greg Gates |
| Inks | Greg Gates |
| Letters | Greg Gates |
| Characters | Assazzin XYZ |
| Synopsis | The assassin is on the job. |
| Genre | humor |
| Script | Darrel Merrit |
| Pencils | Darrel Merrit |
| Inks | Darrel Merrit |
| Letters | Darrel Merrit |
| Characters | Red |
| Synopsis | The tragic story of Red and his hat. |
| Genre | humor |
| Script | Ian Eddy |
| Pencils | Ian Eddy |
| Inks | Ian Eddy |
| Letters | Ian Eddy |
| Synopsis | A racist has a nightmare. |
| Genre | humor |
| Script | The Big Simp |
| Pencils | The Big Simp |
| Inks | The Big Simp |
| Letters | The Big Simp |
| Characters | Phillip; Guati Frog |
| Synopsis | Phillip fights a guati frog. |
| Genre | slice of life |
| Script | Darrel Merritt |
| Pencils | Darrel Merritt |
| Inks | Darrel Merritt |
| Letters | Darrel Merritt |
| Characters | Rabbi; Priest |
| Synopsis | The rabbi and priest exchange confidences. |
| Genre | humor |
| Script | Filthy Lingo |
| Pencils | T. Groover (signed "Neonithic") |
| Inks | T. Groover (signed "Neonithic") |
| Letters | T. Groover |
| Synopsis | About the weather. |
| Script | Ian Eddy |
| Pencils | Ian Eddy |
| Inks | Ian Eddy |
| Letters | Ian Eddy |
| Characters | Pete; Jezebel |
| Synopsis | Pete wonders about a fellow coffee shop customer. |
| Genre | slice of life |
| Script | Tony Crooks |
| Pencils | Ian Eddy |
| Inks | Ian Eddy |
| Letters | Ian Eddy |
| Characters | Bert Newton |
| Synopsis | Bert drops a tab. |
| Genre | humor |
| Script | The Big Simp |
| Pencils | The Big Simp |
| Inks | The Big Simp |
| Letters | The Big Simp |
| Characters | Roscoe; Sammy; Ralph |
| Synopsis | There's an assassination attempt on Roscoe. |
| Genre | crime |
| Script | Martin Trengove |
| Pencils | Martin Trengove |
| Inks | Martin Trengove |
| Letters | Martin Trengove |
| Notes | Continued in Fox Comics #3. |
| Characters | Roscoe |
| Genre | crime |
| Script | Martin Trengove |
| Pencils | Martin Trengove |
| Inks | Martin Trengove |
| Letters | Martin Trengove |
| Genre | humor |
| Pencils | Darrel Merritt |
| Inks | Darrel Merritt |
| Letters | Darrel Merritt |
| Notes | Reverse view of the front cover. |