| Issue | #7 |
| Published | April 1997 |
| Frequency | Three times a year |
| Cover Price | 2.95 USD |
| Pages | 28 |
| Editing | Diana Schutz |
| Characters | Seymour |
| Script | Terry LaBan |
| Pencils | Terry LaBan |
| Inks | Terry LaBan |
| Colors | Terry LaBan? |
| Letters | Terry LaBan |
| Synopsis | Terry has been wanting old things of late. |
| Script | Terry LaBan |
| Pencils | Terry LaBan |
| Inks | Terry LaBan |
| Letters | Terry LaBan |
| Notes | A few small illustrations accompany the article. |
| Characters | Eno; Plum; Pops; Angie; Cindi; Catherine; Bob; Bob's Minions |
| Synopsis | When Plum buys a shirt in a thrift store, its former owner materialises as a ghost. |
| Genre | Humour |
| Script | Terry LaBan |
| Pencils | Terry LaBan |
| Inks | Terry LaBan |
| Letters | Terry LaBan |
| Characters | Vinnie; Vampires; Records clerk |
| Synopsis | Vinnie is not your typical vampire. |
| Genre | Humour |
| Script | Terry LaBan |
| Pencils | Terry LaBan |
| Inks | Terry LaBan |
| Letters | Terry LaBan |
| Characters | Jim Value; Chrissy Value; Joey Value; Woofer; Rev'rend; Clyde Ivanelli; Nina Ivanelli |
| Synopsis | Rumours spread around town when a new couple move in. |
| Genre | Humour |
| Script | Terry LaBan |
| Pencils | Terry LaBan |
| Inks | Terry LaBan |
| Letters | Terry LaBan |
| Synopsis | The author as a religious ascetic cartoonist |
| Genre | Humour |
| Script | Terry LaBan |
| Pencils | Terry LaBan |
| Inks | Terry LaBan |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Characters | Seymour; Jiggs; Bernie; Eno; Plum; Michael Supreme; Jay |
| Synopsis | Seymour is outraged that Inna-Gadda-Daveeda is being used in a pantyliner commercial. |
| Genre | Humour |
| Script | Terry LaBan |
| Pencils | Terry LaBan |
| Inks | Terry LaBan |
| Letters | Terry LaBan |