| Issue | #3 |
| Published | May 1988 |
| Frequency | twice a year |
| Cover Price | 2.00 USD |
| Pages | 36 |
| Editing | Gary Groth (editorial co-ordinator) |
| Notes | Indicia lists 'May, 1988' after the title and 'First Printing: February, 1988' later in the paragraph. |
| Characters | Irene Van de Kamp |
| Genre | Humor; Romance |
| Pencils | Carol Lay (signed) |
| Inks | Carol Lay (signed) |
| Reprinted | in Goodnight, Irene (Last Gasp, 2007 series) #[nn] |
| Characters | Bryce Setruse; Erma McIntyre; three-legged woman; bearded woman; tattooed woman; Siamese twin woman; Debbie Nolan |
| Genre | humor; satire |
| Script | Carol Lay |
| Pencils | Carol Lay |
| Inks | Carol Lay |
| Letters | Carol Lay |
| Notes | inside front cover |
| Reprinted | in Goodnight, Irene (Last Gasp, 2007 series) #[nn] |
| Characters | Irene Van de Kamp; Kurt Davis; Erma McIntosh; Bryce Setruse; Bryce Setruse's siamese twin; Gaby Maizee; Debbie Nolan |
| Synopsis | Irene is kidnapped while Kurt goes on a wild goose chase to find her. Irene is left on an island property with Debbie, a fat lady, and Irma, a giraffe woman. Her kidnapper is Bryce Setruse, whose second head is an evil Siamese twin. The twin releases Gaby Maizee who gets jealous and decapitates his head. Meanwhile Kurt gets ripped off and winds up begging for money. Setruse asks Irene to spend the rest of her life with him but later she realises he's insane when he sews the dead head back on. Irma proposes Irene to leave the island together. |
| Genre | Humor; Romance |
| Script | Carol Lay |
| Pencils | Carol Lay |
| Inks | Carol Lay |
| Letters | Carol Lay |
| Notes | artwork date: 1987 |
| Reprinted | in Goodnight, Irene (Last Gasp, 2007 series) #[nn] |