Issue Details

Issue	#419
Published	July 2002
Cover Price	3.50 USD; 5.75 CAD
Pages	52
Editing	Nick Meglin; John Ficarra
Notes	There are two covers for this issue, One Features Alfred E.Neuman; Obi-Wan Kenobi & Mace Windu By Mark Stutzman, the other features Alfred E.Neuman & Queen Amidala by Roberto Parada.

Cover Details - "A Jedi Shall Not Know Anger.Nor Hatred.Nor Love (Cover 1) ; *No Title Given* (Cover 2)"

Characters	(Cover 1) Alfred E.Neuman; Queen Amidala; (Cover 2) Alfred E.Neuman; Mace Windu; Obi-Wan Kenobi
Genre	satire
Pencils	Robrto Parada (Cover 1, painted) ; Mark Stutzman (Cover 2, painted)
Notes	There are two covers for this issue, One Features Alfred E.Neuman; Obi-Wan Kenobi & Mace Windu By Mark Stutzman, the other features Alfred E.Neuman & Queen Amidala by Roberto Parada.

1 page Music Parody story "The Jedi Bunch"

Characters	Obi-Wan Kenobi; Queen Amidala; Anakin Skywalker; R2-D2; C-3P0; Mace Windu; Jango Fett; Yoda
Synopsis	A music parody Of The Brady Bunch Theme, changed to fit The Star Wars Prequel Characters.
Genre	gags
Script	Charlie Kadau
Pencils	Sam Sisco
Notes	Part of a 15 page Attack Of The Clones Section.

3 page Photo Parody photo story "Mad Presents...Missing Dialogue from Star Wars Episode II:Attack Of the Clones"

Characters	Obi-Wan Kenobi; Anakin Skywalker; Yoda; Count Dooku; Padme Amidala; Mace Windu; R2-D2; Jango Fett; Watto
Synopsis	Photos from Episode II with comedic captions.
Genre	satire
Script	Greg Leitman
Notes	There are 13 photos used from the movie.

1 page Ecchbay story "Mad's Ecchbay Item Of The Month"

Synopsis	Ongoing Ecchbay series Spoofing E-Bay & featuring a comedic Star Wars Related item.
Genre	gags
Script	Scott Maiko
Pencils	Scott Bricher

3 page Anakin Skywalker story "Anakin Skywalker-The High School Years"

Characters	Anakin Skywalker; Obi-Wan Kenobi; Padme Amidala; Threepio
Synopsis	A humorous tale of Anakin Skywalker When he attended Tatooine High.
Genre	satire
Script	Kenny Byerly
Pencils	Mort Drucker
Inks	Mort Drucker

2 page Spy Vs. Spy story "*No Title Given*"

Characters	Black Spy; White Spy
Synopsis	White Spy Sees Attack Of The Clones and gets the idea to clone himself but the black spy is ready.
Genre	gags
Script	Peter Kuper; Jonathan Bresman (Idea)
Pencils	Peter Kuper
Inks	Peter Kuper

2 page Celebrity Satire story "Who's In The Crowd In The New Star Wars Senate Scene"

Characters	Ted Koppel; Dennis Tito; Waldo; Star Jones; John Ashcroft; Ron Popeil; Celine Dion; Katherine Harris; Halle Berry; Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky; Anthony (George Lucas' Gardner); Jaws; Dick Cheney; Roger Ebert; Howard The Duck; Alec Guinness (Corpse); William Shatner; Marlon Brando; M& M; Michelin Man; Pillsbury Doughboy; Ronald McDonald; Carrot Top
Synopsis	Examination of who was hidden in the senate scene in Episode II.
Genre	gags
Script	Dan Levine And Mike Martone
Pencils	Angelo Torres
Inks	Angelo Torres

2 page Star Wars story "Startling Similarities Between Star Wars and the War on Terrorism"

Characters	Obi-Wan Kenobi; Anakin Skywalker; Jar-Jar Binks; Osama Bin Laden; Geraldo Rivera; Luke Skywalker; President George W. Bush; John Ashcroft; Mace Windu; Colin Powell; Yoda; Greedo; Chewbacca; Tusken Raider; Jabba The Hutt; Mullah Omar; Legless Saudi Shiek; Secretary Of Defense Rumsfeld
Synopsis	Gags showing how Star Wars and Terrorism are practically Identical.
Genre	gags
Script	Greg Leitman
Pencils	Herman Mejia (Painted)

2 page Monroe story "Disney World"

Characters	Monroe; Mom; Dad; Grandpa
Synopsis	While Playing Scrabble, Monroe and his family win tickets to Disney World.
Genre	Humor (comedy)
Script	Anthony Barbieri
Pencils	Bill Wray
Inks	Bill Wray
Notes	Bill Wray Signed this work as Walt Wray, An Homage To Walt Disney.

2 page story "What If Chris Rock Performed At A Bar Mitzvah ?"

Characters	Chris Rock
Synopsis	Chris Rock Performs his crude brand of comedy at a Bar Mitzvah.
Genre	Humor (comedy)
Script	Arie Kaplan and Josh Malinow
Pencils	Drew Friedman
Inks	Drew Friedman

3 page The Osbournes story "How Cool Would It Be To Be A Member Of Ozzy Osbourne's Family ?"

Characters	The Osbournes
Synopsis	Gags Featuring Punchlines that show how cool Ozzy Osbourne Really is.
Genre	Gags
Script	John Caldwell
Pencils	John Caldwell
Inks	John Caldwell

2 page story "How Everything Changed After The Attacks"

Characters	Geraldo Rivera; Osama Bin Laden
Synopsis	Tasteless gags with punchlines about 9/11.
Genre	Gags
Script	Barry Liebmann
Pencils	Peter Kuper
Inks	Peter Kuper

4 page Sergio Aragones story "A Mad Look At Water Parks"

Synopsis	Regular Sergio Aragones textless feature, This time focusing on Water Parks.
Genre	Gags
Script	Sergio Aragones
Pencils	Sergio Aragones
Inks	Sergio Aragones

2 page Music Parody story "Hidden In The Liner Notes"

Characters	P.Diddy; Kid Rock; Uncle Cracker; Hootie And The Blowfish; Mariah Carey; Britney Spears; Christina Aguilera; Michael Jackson
Synopsis	Gags showing What artists really are saying in their Liner Notes.
Genre	Satire
Script	Dave Croatto
Pencils	John Cuneo
Inks	John Cuneo

4 page text article "Mr.Fix-It Tackles Your Occult and Paranormal Home Repair Problems"

Characters	Mr.Fix-It
Synopsis	Humorous Letters To Mr.Fix-It.
Genre	Humor (comedy)
Script	P.C.Vey
Pencils	James Warhola
Inks	James Warhola

1 page Oprah Winfrey photo story "The Issue of Oprah Winfrey's O Magazine We'd Like to See"

Characters	Oprah Winfrey
Synopsis	Mock Cover of Oprah's O Magazine with humorous Blurbs.
Genre	Humor (comedy)
Script	Mike Snider
Pencils	Irving Schild (Photographer)

5 page Mad Movie Satire story "Panic Ruined"

Synopsis	Movie Parody Of Panic Room.
Genre	Satire
Script	Dick DeBartolo
Pencils	Ray Alma
Inks	Ray Alma

1 page Mad Fold-In (backcovers) *do not use* / *please fix* "What Whopping Expense Looms On The Horizon For Every New Parent ?"

Synopsis	Another Mad Fold-In.
Genre	Gags
Script	Al Jaffee
Pencils	Al Jaffee
Inks	Al Jaffee