| Issue | #1 |
| Published | March 1987 |
| Cover Price | $1.50 |
| Pages | 36 |
| Editing | Catherine Yronwode (Editor-in-Chief) |
| Characters | Elf-Thing |
| Genre | Humor |
| Pencils | James J. Friel (?) |
| Inks | James J. Friel (?) |
| Synopsis | Parody of Elfquest and Swamp Monsters. |
| Genre | Superhero |
| Script | Dean Mullaney [as Frank P. Marino]; cat yronwode [as Frank P. Marino] |
| Pencils | James J. Friel |
| Inks | James J. Friel |
| Letters | Carrie Spiegle |