| Issue | #260 |
| Published | January 1991 |
| Cover Price | $1.75 |
| Pages | 52 |
| Editing | Lou Silverstone; Jerry De Fuccio |
| Notes | Cover idea by Scott L. Thaler. With the exceptions of the covers, all interior is in black and white. |
| Characters | Sylvester P. Smythe; Spider-Man |
| Genre | Satire |
| Pencils | John Severin |
| Inks | John Severin |
| Notes | Cover idea by Scott L. Thaler. With the exceptions of the covers, all interior is in black and white. |
| Characters | Roseanne Barr; Sinead O'Connor; Jane Fonda; Bald Eagle |
| Synopsis | A pinup of the women who brought shameless acts towards the U.S., the flag and Anthems. |
| Genre | Satire |
| Script | Rurik Tyler |
| Pencils | Rurik Tyler |
| Inks | Rurik Tyler |
| Notes | Based on The Spirit Of '76 painting. Inside Front cover. |
| Characters | Sylvester P. Smythe |
| Synopsis | Credits and Contents page. |
| Genre | Satire |
| Characters | Harley Jane Kozak; Harlan The Spider |
| Synopsis | A stunt spider takes a hard hit while filming Arachnophobia. |
| Genre | Gags |
| Script | Don Martin |
| Pencils | Don Martin |
| Inks | Don Martin |
| Characters | Spider-Dude [Peter Pucker]; May June; Nanny Dickering; Barf Simperson; Akbar Ali; The Enigma [Sphincter]; Dick Tracy; ; Sam Catchem; Humor Simperson; Marge Simperson; Lisa Simperson; Maggie Simperson |
| Synopsis | The Simpersons get Spider-Dude to help rescue Barf, who has been kidnapped by the Enigma. |
| Genre | Satire |
| Script | Jerry De Fuccio; Lou Silverstone |
| Pencils | Frank Borth |
| Inks | Frank Borth |
| Notes | A spoof of Spider-Man, The Simpsons and Splinter Of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. |
| Characters | Llewelyn Dimburg; Conrad Dimburg; Lucille Dimburg; Unnamed Interviewer |
| Synopsis | Inverview with a ballplayer who grew up living inside a scoreboard. |
| Genre | Satire |
| Pencils | John Severin |
| Inks | John Severin |
| Characters | Bin Matlocch; Deputy Strife; Roger Rabbit (Cameo); Marge Simpson (Cameo); Homer Simpson(Cameo); Harry Stone (Cameo); Chief Bill Gillespie (Cameo); Jokeson [Jason Voorhies]; Perry Basin (Cameo); Rad McMasters; Wayne Gretzky (Cameo); Freddy Krueger (Cameo; Wolfman (Cameo); Dracula (Cameo); Mummy (Cameo); Frankenstein's Monster (Cameo); Quasimodo (Cameo); Judge Doom (Cameo); Michelle Thomas |
| Synopsis | A parody of the TV series Matlock. |
| Genre | Satire |
| Pencils | Walter Brogan |
| Inks | Walter Brogan |
| Characters | Sylvester P. Smythe |
| Synopsis | A Subscription ad for Cracked Magazine. |
| Genre | Satire |
| Pencils | Bill Elder |
| Inks | Bill Elder |
| Characters | Sylvester P. Smythe |
| Synopsis | Comparisons of humans and aliens. |
| Genre | gags |
| Script | George Gladir |
| Pencils | Pete Fitzgerald |
| Inks | Pete Fitzgerald |
| Synopsis | Gags featuring the proper terminology for reporting crimes. |
| Genre | Gags |
| Script | Don Martin |
| Pencils | Don Martin |
| Inks | Don Martin |
| Characters | Sylvester P. Smythe |
| Synopsis | A poem about other teenage mutant animals. |
| Genre | Satire |
| Script | Ronnie Nathan |
| Pencils | Frank Borth |
| Inks | Frank Borth |
| Characters | Smurphy Brawn; Charlie The Dummy; Sylvester P. Smythe; Smyles Silverbore; Kookie; Mortimer; Elfin; Beaver Cleaver; June Cleaver; Wally Cleaver; Funk; Jam |
| Synopsis | A parody of the TV series Murphy Brown. |
| Genre | Satire |
| Script | Vic Bianco |
| Pencils | John Severin |
| Inks | John Severin |
| Characters | Bill Cosby; Bart Simpson; Maggie Simpson; Lisa Simpson; Homer Simpson; Marge Simpson; Dan Connor; Roseanne Connor; Al Bundy; Peg Bundy |
| Synopsis | Gags leading to a Shut-Up punchline. |
| Genre | Gags |
| Script | Don Orehek |
| Pencils | Don Orehek |
| Inks | Don Orehek |
| Characters | Spider-Man; Madonna; Donald trump; Roseanne Barr; Regis Philbin; Kathie Lee Gifford; Al Sharpton; New Kids On the Block; Connie Chung; Arsenio Hall; Yakov Smirnoff; Randy Quaid; Andrew Dice Clay |
| Synopsis | Celebs who wore out their welcome with the public. |
| Genre | Satire |
| Script | Howie Mitchell |
| Pencils | Rurik Tyler |
| Inks | Rurik Tyler |
| Characters | Arsenico Gall; Bart Simpson; Gumby; Kid; Frankenstein's Monster; Smurf; General Manuel Noriegaha; Stupor Mariachi Brothers; The Toonage Mutant Ninjerk Turdles |
| Synopsis | A Parody Of The Arsenio Hall Show. |
| Genre | Satire |
| Script | Lou Silverstone |
| Pencils | Gary Fields |
| Inks | Gary Fields |
| Synopsis | When Spiders Go Hollywood. |
| Genre | Gags |
| Script | Mike Ricigliano |
| Pencils | Mike Ricigliano |
| Inks | Mike Ricigliano |
| Characters | Bart Simpson; Homer Simpson; Archie Andrews; Jughead Jones; Lisa Simpson; Marge Simpson; Maggie Simpson; David Letterman; Jimmy Swaggart; Cliff Huxtable; Rudy Huxtable; Theo Huxtable; Claire Huxtable; Julia Child; Dr.Ruth; Hulk Hogan; Ultimate Warrior |
| Synopsis | Simpsons gimmicks done on other TV shows. |
| Genre | Satire |
| Script | George Gladir |
| Pencils | John Severin |
| Inks | John Severin |
| Synopsis | A bully finds a unique way to work out with a nerd. |
| Genre | Gags |
| Script | Don Martin |
| Pencils | Don Martin |
| Inks | Don Martin |
| Characters | Dork, Man [Peyt Eastlake]; Jewlie; Louie; Sakky; Dr.Frankenstein; Igor; Dracula; Hulk (Cameo); Spider-Man (Cameo); Batman (Cameo); Pall; Deranged; Tommy Lasorda (Cameo); Lois Lane (Cameo); Strook |
| Synopsis | A parody of the movie, Darkman. |
| Genre | Satire |
| Pencils | Walter Brogan |
| Inks | Walter Brogan |
| Characters | Sylvester P. Smythe; Arsenio Hall |
| Synopsis | A pinup of Sylvester P. Smythe as Arsenio Hall. |
| Genre | Satire |
| Pencils | Rob Orzechowski |
| Inks | Rob Orzechowski |
| Notes | Inside Back Cover. |
| Characters | Sylvester P. Smythe; Darkman |
| Synopsis | A pinup of Sylvester P. Smythe as Darkman. |
| Genre | Satire |
| Pencils | John Severin |
| Inks | John Severin |
| Notes | Back Cover. |