Issue Details

Issue	#44
Published	July 1986
Cover Price	2.00 USD
Pages	84
Editing	M Delle-Femine
Notes	"25 Years of TV's Golden Moldies"

Cover Details - "Giant Cracked TV Scream"

Characters	Sylvester P. Smythe
Genre	Humor; Satire
Pencils	Bob Fingerman (signed)
Inks	Bob Fingerman
Letters	Typeset
Notes	"25 Years of TV's Golden Moldies"

1 page Cracked foreword, introduction, preface, afterword "Welcome to the Cracked TV Scream"

Characters	Sylvester P. Smythe
Genre	Humor; Satire
Pencils	John Severin (signed)
Inks	John Severin
Letters	Typeset
Notes	Inside Front Cover (full color)

1 page Cracked foreword, introduction, preface, afterword "TV Scream Contents Guide"

Genre	Humor; Satire
Pencils	John Severin
Inks	John Severin
Letters	Typeset
Notes	The font style and page layout resemble a page from TV Guide magazine.

3 page Cracked story "Gunsmokes"

Characters	Matt Dullon; Chezzter
Genre	Humor; Satire; Western
Pencils	Russ Heath (signed)
Letters	Typeset
Notes	Also reprinted in Cracked Collector's Edition #97
Reprinted	Cracked (Major Magazines, 1958 series) #1

3 page Cracked story "Highway Parole"

Genre	Humor; Satire
Letters	Typeset
Notes	Satire of television series "Highway Patrol"
Reprinted	Cracked (Major Magazines, 1958 series)

2 page Cracked story "Perry Masonry"

Characters	Perry Masonry
Genre	Humor; Satire
Pencils	John Severin (signed)
Inks	John Severin
Letters	Typeset
Notes	Spoof of TV's "Perry Mason"

3 page Cracked story "Peter Goon"

Characters	Peter Goon; Mama; Lieutenant Chacoby; Matt Dilenger; Miss Kitty Kat; Chesty; Doc
Genre	Humor; Satire
Pencils	Jack Davis (signed)
Inks	Jack Davis
Letters	Typeset
Notes	Parody of "Peter Gunn"

2 page Cracked story "Television and Real Life"

Characters	Peter Gunn; Ozzie Nelson; Harriet Nelson; David Nelson; Elvis Presley
Genre	Humor; Satire
Pencils	John Severin
Inks	John Severin
Letters	Typeset
Reprinted	Cracked (Major Magazines, 1958 series)

1 page Fright Delight Section story "Cracked Visits the Munsters"

Characters	Grandpa Munster [Al Lewis}; Lily Munster {Yvonne DeCarlo]; Herman Munster [Fred Gwynne]; Eddie Munster [Butch Patrick]
Genre	Humor; Satire
Pencils	? (Photographs)
Inks	? (Photographs)
Letters	Typeset
Reprinted	Cracked (Major Magazines, 1958 series)

6 page Cracked story "Batzman Meets the Green Horned Bee"

Characters	Batzman; Reuben; Archie; Green Horned Bee; Playdoe; Dick Tracy; Nancy; Charlie Brown
Genre	Humor; Satire
Pencils	John Severin
Inks	John Severin
Letters	Typeset
Notes	Spoof of TV's "Batman" and "The Green Hornet"
Reprinted	Cracked (Major Magazines, 1958 series)

1 page Cracked story "It's a Weird, Weird, Weird, Weird World"

Characters	Barnabas Collins
Genre	Humor; Satire
Pencils	? (Photographs)
Inks	? (Photographs)
Letters	Typeset
Reprinted	Cracked (Major Magazines, 1958 series)

3 page Cracked story "Make Me a Deal"

Characters	Monty Carridor
Genre	Humor; Satire
Letters	Typeset
Notes	Take-off on "Let's Make a Deal"

2 page Cracked story "Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In"

Characters	Arte Johnson; Dan Rowan; John Wayne; Dick Martin
Genre	Humor; Satire
Pencils	John Severin
Inks	John Severin
Letters	Typeset
Reprinted	Cracked (Major Magazines, 1958 series)

5 page Cracked story "The Brainy Bunch"

Characters	Mike Brainy; Carol Brainy; Bobby; Marcia; Gregg; Cindy; Jan; Peter; Alice; Nanny
Genre	Humor; Satire
Pencils	John Severin
Inks	John Severin
Letters	Typeset
Notes	Satire of "The Brady Bunch"

5 page Cracked story "Kung-Phew"

Characters	Cain; Jonathan Winters
Genre	Humor; Satire
Pencils	John Severin (signed)
Inks	John Severin
Letters	Typeset
Notes	"Kung Fu" parody
Reprinted	Cracked (Major Magazines, 1958 series)

4 page Cracked story "Cracked Traces a Spinoff"

Characters	Glaria; Mom; Mawde; Waltner; West Virginia; G.G.; Liarnel Jeffonson; Mikrophone; Arches; Arches Jr.; Flash
Genre	Humor; Satire
Pencils	John Severin
Inks	John Severin
Letters	Typeset
Notes	Spoofs Norman Lear's many sitcoms (including All in the Family, Maude, Good Times, and The Jeffersons)
Reprinted	Cracked (Major Magazines, 1958 series)

4 page Cracked story "A Cracked History of the Bionic Man"

Characters	Dr. Goldman; Steve Austin; Jamie Summers; Mr. Kotter; Mucus Welby; Fonzie
Genre	Humor; Satire
Pencils	John Severin
Inks	John Severin
Letters	Typeset
Notes	Spoof of "The Six Million Dollar Man" and "The Bionic Woman"
Reprinted	Cracked (Major Magazines, 1958 series)

6 page Cracked story "Leverne and Shurley"

Characters	Leverne; Shurley; Linty; Squiggly; Mr. De Fungio; Carbine; Rockey Baboona; Loosey; Ethele; Ralf; Morton; Farrah
Genre	Humor; Satire
Pencils	John Severin
Inks	John Severin
Letters	Typeset
Notes	Parody of "Laverne and Shirley"
Reprinted	Cracked (Major Magazines, 1958 series)

6 page Cracked story "M.U.S.H."

Characters	Pierce; Honeycup; Worcestershire; Colonel Potted; Bilko; Sonar; Klingon; John Wayne; Gomer Pyle
Genre	Humor; Satire
Pencils	John Severin
Inks	John Severin
Letters	Typeset
Notes	Parody of "M.A.S.H."
Reprinted	Cracked (Major Magazines, 1958 series)

3 page Cracked story "The JR Jr Family Photo Album"

Characters	J.R.; J.R., Jr.
Genre	Humor; Satire
Pencils	John Severin
Inks	John Severin
Letters	Typeset
Notes	"Dallas" take-off
Reprinted	Cracked (Major Magazines, 1958 series)

6 page Cracked story "The Wildest and Weirdest Love Boat Cruise of Them All"

Characters	Droolie; Golpher; Captain Stupid; Cuke Puke; Boo Puke; Dizzy Puke; Morke; Minty; Murth; The Banditt; Conald; Tootsie
Genre	Humor; Satire
Pencils	John Severin
Inks	John Severin
Letters	Typeset

1 page Cracked story "Ye Hang Ups"

Genre	Humor
Pencils	John Severin
Inks	John Severin
Letters	Typeset
Reprinted	Cracked (Major Magazines, 1958 series)

3 page Cracked story "The A-Team Way of Doing Things"

Characters	Hannibal; B.A.; Murdock; Face
Genre	Humor; Satire
Pencils	John Severin
Inks	John Severin
Letters	Typeset
Reprinted	Cracked (Major Magazines, 1958 series)

3 page Cracked story "The Silly Cosbey Show"

Characters	Pliff; Eclair; Elliotnessa; Shrewdy; Deknees; Theo
Genre	Humor; Satire
Pencils	John Severin (signed)
Inks	John Severin
Letters	Typeset
Notes	"Cosby Show" spoof

7 page Cracked activity "The Giant Cracked Television Trivia Test"

Genre	Humor; Satire
Script	Moe McMahon
Pencils	John Severin
Inks	John Severin
Letters	Typeset
Reprinted	Cracked (Major Magazines, 1958 series)

1 page Cracked story "Happy Daze Shut-Ups"

Characters	Fuzzi; Mouse; Bonie; Dad; Potty
Genre	Humor; Satire
Pencils	John Severin
Inks	John Severin
Notes	Inside Back Cover (full color)
Reprinted	Cracked (Major Magazines, 1958 series)

1 page Cracked (backcovers) *do not use* / *please fix* "Cracked TV Comedy Classics"

Characters	Casts of The Cosby Show; A-Team; Laverne & Shirley; M*A*S*H; Kung Fu; Laugh-In; Munsters; Peter Gunn; Gunsmoke
Genre	Humor; Satire
Pencils	John Severin; Russ Heath
Letters	Typeset