Issue Details

Issue	#1
Published	January 1997
Cover Price	5.00 USD
Pages	64
Editing	Bob Schreck

Cover Details

Genre	satire
Pencils	Bob Burden
Inks	Bob Burden

2 page foreword, introduction, preface, afterword "Bob Speaks (Blah, Blah, Blah...)"

Script	Bob Burden
Letters	typeset
Notes	inside covers

40 page Flaming Carrot story "Arbor Day"

Characters	Flaming Carrot; Candy; Danielle; Brutus Blotto; Gruber Dibs; Crowbone;
Synopsis	Danielle and the Carrot find a miniature Abe Lincoln. Meanwhile Blotto's gang tries to find the Carrot so they can kill him.
Genre	satire
Script	Bob Burden
Pencils	Bob Burden
Inks	Bob Burden

3 page text article "On the Early Days: A Brief Retrospective"

Script	Bob Burden
Pencils	Bob Burden
Inks	Bob Burden
Letters	typeset
Reprinted	from Flaming Carrot Comics (Killian Barracks Press, 1981 series) #1 [cover]

1 page illustration "Secrets of the Carrot"

Characters	Flaming carrot
Script	Bob Burden
Pencils	Bob Burden
Inks	Bob Burden
Notes	description of the carrot's weaponry
Reprinted	from ?; in Flaming Carrot Comics Collected Album (Dark Horse, 1997 series) #1

2 page text article "Flaming Carrot Bibliography"

Script	Bob Burden; Susan Barrows; Kimberly Chandler
Pencils	Bob Burden
Inks	Bob Burden
Letters	typeset
Reprinted	from Flaming Carrot Comics (Killian Barracks Press, 1981 series) #1 [splash page]

14 page The Strangler and the Hummer story "Men Without Pants"

Characters	The Strangler; The Hummer
Synopsis	The Strangler faces one of his saddest cases as his friend the Hummer goes off the deep end
Script	Bob Burden
Pencils	Steve Sadowski
Inks	Bob Burden

1 page Dynamite Girl promo (ad from the publisher)

Characters	Dynamite Girl
Script	Bob Burden
Pencils	Bob Burden
Inks	Bob Burden

1 page Wicked Messenger; All Villain Comics promo (ad from the publisher)

Characters	Wicked Messenger
Script	Bob Burden
Pencils	Bob Burden
Inks	Bob Burden
Notes	preview for All-Villain Comics

1 page Flaming Carrot illustration

Characters	Flaming Carrot
Genre	satire
Pencils	Bob Burden
Inks	Bob Burden
Notes	back cover