| Issue | #7 |
| Published | November 1991 |
| Cover Price | 2.50 USD |
| Pages | 24 |
| Pencils | Daniel Clowes |
| Inks | Daniel Clowes |
| Colors | Daniel Clowes |
| Letters | Daniel Clowes |
| Characters | Needledick |
| Synopsis | Needledick is unfulfilled |
| Script | Daniel Clowes |
| Pencils | Daniel Clowes |
| Inks | Daniel Clowes |
| Colors | Daniel Clowes |
| Letters | Daniel Clowes |
| Characters | Clay Loudermilk, Billings, Geat, Haskell, Mr One Thousand, Florence, |
| Synopsis | Clay meets Mr One Thousand |
| Genre | Mystery |
| Script | Daniel Clowes |
| Pencils | Daniel Clowes |
| Inks | Daniel Clowes |
| Colors | Daniel Clowes |
| Letters | Daniel Clowes |
| Reprinted | in Like a Velvet Glove Cast in Iron (Fantagraphics, 1993 series) #[nn] |
| Synopsis | Clowes discusses the con of art schools |
| Genre | Slice of Life |
| Script | Daniel Clowes |
| Pencils | Daniel Clowes |
| Inks | Daniel Clowes |
| Letters | Daniel Clowes |
| Reprinted | in Eisner (Uitgeverij Podium, 2008 series) #1. |
| Characters | Dan Clowes |
| Synopsis | Clowes extols the virtues of his new home town |
| Genre | Slice of Life |
| Script | Daniel Clowes |
| Pencils | Daniel Clowes |
| Inks | Daniel Clowes |
| Colors | Daniel Clowes |
| Letters | Daniel Clowes |
| Notes | Strip extends onto the back cover |