| Issue | #9 |
| Published | September 1992 |
| Cover Price | $2.50 |
| Pages | 24 |
| Notes | Letters page contains comments from Dennis Worden |
| Pencils | Daniel Clowes |
| Inks | Daniel Clowes |
| Colors | Daniel Clowes |
| Letters | Daniel Clowes |
| Notes | Letters page contains comments from Dennis Worden |
| Synopsis | Why aren't artists figures of adoration? |
| Genre | Slice of Life |
| Script | Daniel Clowes |
| Pencils | Daniel Clowes |
| Inks | Daniel Clowes |
| Colors | Daniel Clowes |
| Letters | Daniel Clowes |
| Characters | Clay Loudermilk, Billings, Geat, Haskell, Dr Wilde, Precious, Tina Muskegon, Sal, |
| Synopsis | Clay decides to leave town |
| Genre | Mystery |
| Script | Daniel Clowes |
| Pencils | Daniel Clowes |
| Inks | Daniel Clowes |
| Colors | Daniel Clowes |
| Letters | Daniel Clowes |
| Reprinted | in Like a Velvet Glove Cast in Iron (Fantagraphics, 1993 series) #[nn] |
| Characters | Erica Katz |
| Genre | Cartoon |
| Script | Daniel Clowes |
| Pencils | Daniel Clowes |
| Inks | Daniel Clowes |
| Letters | Daniel Clowes |
| Characters | Fuckface |
| Synopsis | Fuckface poses as a gynocologist |
| Genre | Humour |
| Script | Daniel Clowes |
| Pencils | Daniel Clowes |
| Inks | Daniel Clowes |
| Letters | Daniel Clowes |
| Characters | Dan Pussey, Slugger Onions, Jilly, |
| Synopsis | Dan's introduction to fine art |
| Genre | Biography |
| Script | Daniel Clowes |
| Pencils | Daniel Clowes |
| Inks | Daniel Clowes |
| Letters | Daniel Clowes |
| Reprinted | in Pussey! (Fantagraphics, 1995 series) #[nn] |
| Characters | Zubrick, Pogeybait, |
| Synopsis | Zubrick's bad day |
| Genre | Humour |
| Script | Daniel Clowes |
| Pencils | Daniel Clowes |
| Inks | Daniel Clowes |
| Colors | Daniel Clowes |
| Letters | Daniel Clowes |
| Characters | Dan Clowes, Dan Pussey, Lloyd Llewelyn, |
| Synopsis | Dan Clowes visits his characters |
| Script | Daniel Clowes |
| Pencils | Daniel Clowes |
| Inks | Daniel Clowes |
| Colors | Daniel Clowes |
| Letters | Daniel Clowes |
| Notes | Story continues onto the back cover |