| Issue | #5 |
| Published | November 2003 |
| Cover Price | 2.95 USD; 3.90 CAD |
| Pages | 36 |
| Editing | Scott Kurtz (?) |
| Characters | Cole Richards; Brent Sienna; Skull the Troll; Jade Fontane; Francis Ray Ottoman; Max Powers |
| Genre | Humor |
| Pencils | Scott Kurtz |
| Inks | Scott Kurtz |
| Synopsis | Promo for The Dork Ages, a collection of early PVP strips that were originally printed by Dork Storm Press. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Pencils | Scott Kurtz |
| Inks | Scott Kurtz |
| Notes | Inside front cover |
| Synopsis | Scott Kurtz discusses why he created the Max Powers character. |
| Script | Scott Kurtz |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Characters | Cole Richards; Brent Sienna; Jade Fontane; Francis Ray Ottoman; Skull the Troll; Robbie; Jase; Marcy Wisniewski; Max Powers |
| Synopsis | Storline includes the introduction of Max Powers. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Scott Kurtz |
| Pencils | Scott Kurtz |
| Inks | Scott Kurtz |
| Letters | Scott Kurtz |
| Reprinted | From online web-comic |
| Script | Scott Kurtz |
| Letters | Typeset |
| Characters | Cole Richards; Brent Sienna; Jade Fontane; Francis Ray Ottoman; Skull the Troll |
| Genre | Humor |
| Pencils | Richard Domingez |
| Inks | Richard Domingez |
| Characters | Marty; Toad; Kennedy |
| Synopsis | Preview of the Desperate Times comic reprinting Desperate Times strips. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Chris Eliopoulos |
| Pencils | Chris Eliopoulos |
| Inks | Chris Eliopoulos |
| Letters | Chris Eliopoulos |
| Characters | Francis Ray Ottoman (as The Flash); Brent Sienna (as Batman); Skull the Troll (as Martian Manhunter); Cole Richards (as Superman); Jade Fontane (as Wonder Woman) |
| Synopsis | Gag panel with the PVP cast as members of the Justice League. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Scott Kurtz |
| Pencils | Scott Kurtz |
| Inks | Scott Kurtz |
| Letters | Scott Kurtz |
| Notes | Inside back cover. |
| Characters | Skull the Troll |
| Synopsis | Preview of the cover for the next issue. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Pencils | James Kochalka |
| Inks | James Kochalka |
| Letters | Typeset |