| Issue | #1 |
| Published | 1992 |
| Cover Price | 2.95 USD |
| Pages | 28 |
| Editing | Doug Wheeler; Kathe Todd |
| Pencils | Kelley Jones |
| Inks | Kelley Jones |
| Letters | Kathe Todd |
| Characters | Cameo: Shemp Howard |
| Genre | HUMOR; PARODY; HORROR |
| Script | Doug Wheeler; HP Lovecraft |
| Pencils | Mike Hoffman |
| Inks | Mike Hoffman |
| Letters | Mike Hoffman |
| Notes | parody of HP Lovecraft's "At the Mountains of Madness" |
| Reprinted | in Classics Desecrated (NBM, 1995 series) #nn [with minor art & text changes] |
| Characters | HP Lovecraft |
| Genre | humor; satire; biography |
| Script | Doug Wheeler |
| Pencils | Chris Bachalo |
| Inks | Chris Bachalo |
| Letters | Kathe Todd |
| Notes | False biography of HP Lovecraft. Text with illos. |
| Reprinted | in Classics Desecrated (NBM, 1995 series) #nn |
| Genre | Humor; Satire; Horror |
| Script | Doug Wheeler; Edgar Allan Poe |
| Pencils | David Gatzmer |
| Inks | David Gatzmer |
| Letters | David Gatzmer |
| Notes | Parody of story of the same name. This was the first written & drawn "Classics Desecrated" (not first published). Originally scheduled for the never published Comico Monthly #1. |
| Reprinted | in Classics Desecrated (NBM, 1995 series) #nn |
| Characters | Cameo: Predator |
| Genre | Humor; Satire; Horror |
| Script | Doug Wheeler |
| Pencils | Jim Reddington |
| Inks | Jim Reddington |
| Letters | Mike DeLepine |
| Notes | combination of "Alice in Wonderland" and "The Most Dangerous Game" |
| Characters | Richard Connell |
| Genre | humor; satire; biography |
| Script | Doug Wheeler |
| Pencils | Simon Bisley |
| Inks | Simon Bisley |
| Letters | Kathe Todd |
| Notes | False biography of Richard Connell. Text with illos. |
| Characters | Lewis Carroll |
| Genre | humor; satire; biography |
| Script | Doug Wheeler |
| Pencils | Steve Bissette |
| Inks | Steve Bissette |
| Letters | Kathe Todd |
| Notes | False biography of Lewis Carroll. Text with illos. |
| Characters | Washington Irving |
| Genre | humor; satire; biography |
| Script | Doug Wheeler |
| Pencils | Bernie Mireault |
| Inks | Bernie Mireault |
| Letters | Kathe Todd |
| Notes | False biography of Washington Irving. Text with illos. |
| Genre | Humor; Satire; Horror |
| Script | Doug Wheeler |
| Pencils | John K Snyder III |
| Inks | John K Snyder III |
| Letters | John K Snyder III |
| Notes | parody of story of the same name |