| Issue | #8 |
| Published | April 2003 |
| Cover Price | 4.95 USD |
| Pages | 52 |
| Characters | The Weasels |
| Pencils | Scott Roberts |
| Inks | Scott Roberts |
| Colors | Scott Roberts |
| Characters | Steve; Rod; Stu; Kev; Patty Cake; Mr. Bakerman; Sandy Bakerman; Susie McBee; Mrs. Bakerman; Mrs. McBee; Mr. McBee; José; Sally Younce; Keith; Irving; Mr. Beat |
| Synopsis | The Weasels are coming to the USA and everyone has an opinion about them. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Scott Roberts; Chris Yambar |
| Pencils | Scott Roberts |
| Inks | Scott Roberts |
| Letters | Scott Roberts |
| Editing | Scott Roberts |
| Notes | Chris Yambar wrote the dialogue for his character Mr. Beat, used in the story. |
| Synopsis | Fake ad for a soap dispenser. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Scott Roberts |
| Pencils | Scott Roberts |
| Inks | Scott Roberts |
| Letters | Scott Roberts |
| Characters | Patty Cake; Irving |
| Synopsis | Patty Cake finds money. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Dave Roman |
| Pencils | Dave Roman |
| Inks | Dave Roman |
| Letters | Dave Roman |
| Characters | Patty Cake; José |
| Synopsis | It's a windy day. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Scott Roberts |
| Pencils | Scott Roberts |
| Inks | Scott Roberts |
| Letters | Scott Roberts |
| Characters | Patty Cake; José |
| Synopsis | An assortment of strips showing Patty Cake's development over strips from the 1960s to the 1980s. |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Scott Roberts |
| Pencils | Scott Roberts |
| Inks | Scott Roberts |
| Letters | Typeset; Scott Roberts |
| Characters | Patty Cake |
| Script | Mark Crilley |
| Pencils | Mark Crilley |
| Inks | Mark Crilley |
| Letters | Mark Crilley |
| Characters | Patty Cake |
| Synopsis | Patty Cake is in bed, but has she done everything she should beforehand? |
| Genre | Humor |
| Script | Scott Roberts |
| Pencils | Scott Roberts |
| Inks | Scott Roberts |
| Colors | Scott Roberts |
| Letters | Scott Roberts |