MAD comic books issue 503

Cover art by Mark Fredrickson. Ad for the Joe Kubert School Of Cartoon And Graphic Art. "Relive The Stupidity!", art by Tom Richmond; Advertisement for videos of phony movies "30,000"; White House Crashers; and "Made Up." "Tiger Cheat"; Parody of cover of magazine "Tiger Beat" featuring women Tiger Woods has supposedly had affairs with. "The Big Bomb Theory," script by Desmond Devlin, art by Tom Richmond; Parody of tv show "The Big Bang Theory", where we are introduced to the cast and Shellshock takes over the show with a diabolical experiment. "The Tiger Woods Mistress Mini-Golf Fun Center," script by Scott Maiko, art by Ty Templeton; Ideas for a new golf business for Tiger Woods, to cash in on his marital troubles. "The Darker Side of The Lighter Side," art by Dave Berg; New gags written for Dave Berg's drawings. "Amish Mantle And Miracle Invention help Your Bank Balance Hit Rock Bottom," script by Scott Maiko; Parody of Amish fireplace ads, showing how they are a scam. "Spy Vs. Spy" by Peter Kuper. "The Rich Rewards of A Full-Time Career As A Convenience Store Clerk," script and art by John Caldwell. "A MAD Look At Avatar," script and art by Sergio Aragones; Things that could have gone wrong with various scenes from the movie Avatar. "The 9 Reasons You Can't Get A Job," script by Teresa Burns Parkhurst, art by Kevin Pope; Nine stupid or annoying things to do that would stop anyone from hiring you. "The 38 Worst Things About Late Night TV!", script by Desmond Devlin, Scott Maiko, and Jeff Kruse, art by Hermann Mejia and Ward Sutton; A look at the bad jokes, bad bits, bad decisions and repetitiveness of late night tv comedy shows. "MAD's Iron Man 2 Outtakes"; Stills from the movie "Iron Man 2" with fake dialog. "The MAD Vault 1969," featuring reprinted work from Al Jaffee, Don Martin, Sergio Aragones, and others. Mad Fold-In by Al Jaffee. 60 pgs., B&W. Cover price $5.99.