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Dummy's Guide to Danger Lost at Sea (2008) comic books 2008

  • Issue #1A
    Dummy's Guide to Danger Lost at Sea (2008) 1A
    • Signed by writer Jason Burns with Lone Star Comics certificate of authenticity.

    Written by Jason M. Burns. Art by Joe Eisma. Finding their relationship strained under the pressure of becoming newfound celebrities, Alan and Mr. Bloomberg heed the advice of a therapist and take a vacation in hopes of salvaging their friendship. Opting on a murder cruise, the private eye pair are surprised to find themselves knee-deep in a real-life murder thriller complete with an all-new homicidal madman! 32 Pages, Full Color. Cover price $3.25.

  • Issue #1DOUBLEMID
    Dummy's Guide to Danger Lost at Sea (2008) 1DOUBLEMID

    Double Midnight Comics Retailer Exclusive Cover by Joe Eisma. Written by Jason M. Burns, Art by Joe Eisma. Finding their relationship strained under the pressure of becoming newfound celebrities, Alan and Mr. Bloomberg heed the advice of a therapist and take a vacation in hopes of salvaging their friendship. Opting on a murder cruise, the private eye pair are surprised to find themselves knee-deep in a real-life murder thriller complete with an all-new homicidal madman! 32 Pages, Full Color.

  • Issue #2
    Dummy's Guide to Danger Lost at Sea (2008) 2

    by Jason M. Burns & Joe Eisma As bodies begin to pile up at sea, Alan and Mr. Bloomberg have to put their vacation on hold in order to retrieve Teri's missing underwear collection and unravel the identity of the onboard murderer. But when their number one suspect turns up dead, who will the duo look to next as the guilty party? Cover price $3.25.

  • Issue #3
    Dummy's Guide to Danger Lost at Sea (2008) 3

    by Jason M. Burns & Joe Eisma With the ship's captain found dead in his quarters, the mystery cruise once believed to be a vacation for Alan and Mr. Bloomberg has now turned into a floating deathtrap! As they did through clues in order to uncover the killer's identity, Teri is kidnapped by the psycho in question! Cover price $3.25.

  • Issue #4
    Dummy's Guide to Danger Lost at Sea (2008) 4
    • Signed by artist Joe Eisma with Lone Star Comics certificate of authenticity.

    by Jason Burns & Joe Eisma As they drift further and further out to sea, Alan and Mr. Bloomberg uncover the true identity of the murderous madman terrorizing the ship, ultimately culminating in an unforgettable climax featuring transgender panty wearing and puppet burning pandemonium. You'd have to be a dummy to miss this one! Cover price $3.25.