MAD comic books issue 504

Cover art by Mark Fredrickson. "MAD Rates The iPad For Various Demographics," script and art by John Caldwell; The pros and cons of using the iPad for various demographic groups. "Toyota Story," script by Desmond Devlin, art by Tom Richmond; A Toyota Camry model arrives and takes the other toys for a wild ride; After a series of crashes, the Camry is called to Washington, DC and the other toys go along to defend it in Congressional hearings. "Bieber Versus..."; Justin Bieber is paired with other celebrities and objects with similar sounding names and comes up a loser against nearly all of them, and only a tie with the remainder. "A MAD Look At The Twilight Saga," script and art by Sergio Aragones; Things that could have gone wrong in the Twilight movie series. "The MAD World of...Lying And Cheating," script by Stan Sinberg, art by Marc Hempel; Rationalizations of lying, cheating and bribery. "Mr. T Tweets While Watching The A-Team"; Fake Tweets from Mr. T about the recent A-Team movie, sent via Twittajabba. "9 Unmistakable Signs That You're Not Quite Over Your Ex," script and art by Teresa Burns Parkhurst; Ridiculous things people could focus on that remind them or their ex-partner. "More Sarah Palin Speaking Contract Demands," script by David Shayne, art by Drew Friedman; Fake speaking engagement contract for Sarah Palin, listing ridiculous demands. "Spy Vs. Spy" by Peter Kuper. "12 Reasons We Hate Cell Phones," script by Barry Liebmann, art by Peter Bagge. "Archie Marries Jughead," script by Charlie Kadau, art by R. Sikoryak; A parody of the Archie Marries Betty/Veronica stories, featuring a third way, with a surprise ending not indicated by the title. "The MAD Vault 1992," featuring reprinted work by Stan Hart, Frank Jacobs, Desmond Devlin, Sergio Aragones, Mort Drucker, Angelo Torres, and others. Mad Fold-In by Al Jaffee. 60 pgs., B&W. Cover price $5.99.